e-snail

1. Typically an excuse for a non-forthcoming email.
2. A late email response

"You didn't get my reply? Oh, it's probably arriving by e-snail."
"Sorry about the e-snail, work has been absolutely frantic."

by Heidipants August 3, 2007

Snail tweet

A conventional postcard. As with Twitter, there is limited space for conveying the message.

You should see the snail tweet I got from Mary, while she was over in New Zealand. The scenery is gorgeous. She says she doesn't want to come home.

by cwhaley April 24, 2009

Immortal Snail

Something from your past that benefited you then but haunts you now

Picking that option was like allowing that immortal snail to follow me.

by TheFalsehoodguy December 18, 2021

Snail trailed

When a girl is on top of you and you bust a nutt in her and she slides off the cock and drags her leaking vag up your stomach to your chest

Dude, that chick from last night totally snail trailed me.

by Dirt willy October 5, 2017

snail tracker

A chick who is good at finding snail trails after you've been to the strip club or banged another lady.

"Damn! Rhonda always be trippin'! I done went to the club 'bout fifty-leven times and she always be findin' out. She be a snail tracker from way back, bra!"

by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014

ass snail

Slow moving turd that is reluctant to vacate your ass

Dude whats keeping Al?
He is taking a shit.
Bro tell him to hurry that ass snail along we have places to go!

by RudeAz April 18, 2015

Snail Trail

when a woman wearing no clothing slides along something that makes contact in the crotch region leaving behind a trail comprised by fluids of sorts

The stripper left a snail trail on my leg!

by Billithy August 16, 2008