1. (noun) Any member of the US Navy, who, after long periods at sea, tires of his 'hot-bunk' buddy, and starts raping hot mops as a source of sexual gratification.
2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.
2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.
May it please the court, this video clearly shows the defendant repeatedly, and with much vigor, sexually assaulting a mop, in the hallway. The defendant is, in fact, a Mop Hopper.
by boppa23 July 20, 2011
Get the Mop Hoppermug. by ELCHEEZE October 4, 2018
Get the Spin Mopmug. by Doctor Michael April 1, 2020
Get the april mopmug. by raindrops01 June 26, 2023
Get the Boily Mopmug. An metaphorical implement by which Democrats clean up messes left by Republicans. Compare and contrast with the actual mop apparently used to clean up "messes" left by Democrats; that is, the ones that weren't left to crust over on some blue dress.
Whiny Republican as interpreted by President Barrack Obama:
"You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop."
"You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop."
by JTK4 October 19, 2009
Get the socialist mopmug. n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.
D: That is revolting.
by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010
Get the twat mopmug. Any person from the town of Demopolis, Al, that is overly awkward and uncool to be seen around. Also has serious trouble talking to any girl in a socially acceptable way.
by fhau October 1, 2009
Get the D-mopmug.