lay wood

To penetrate a woman via sexual intercourse

Tim: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Stephanie so wants me, dude.

David: Huh?

Tim: We're having sex!

David: Bruh, just say that then

by Nona.rosegold June 7, 2017

Wood-Daver

A pinecone bird feeder like they used to make in Girl Scouts, where you put peanut butter and the pinecone and roll it in bird seed. I don't know whey Strong Sad named them wood davers, though. He must have been REALLY hopped up, man.

You wanna make some wood davers with me? I got pinecones, I got peanut butter!

by Raven December 24, 2003

Morning Wood

When you say good morning to someone with the surname "Wood". Initially it will sound like you are talking about a morning erection.

Morning Wood!
Im sorry what?
I said good morning Wood!

by hdver February 2, 2012

Wood Chipper

A device that is very useful for disposing of bodies quickly

is that your friend in the wood chipper?

by Mr. Jiggs January 9, 2008

morning wood

A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

After sleeping so soundly and having a great night's rest, it is no surprise to wake up with an erection.

by Dr.Pascalle December 2, 2004

bring the wood

Usually in reference to Football to describe a hard or punishing hit on a player. "lay the wood" can also be used in the same context.

During his career, Dick Butkus would bring the wood on a regular basis.

John Lynch brought the wood on that hit.

Andrew Luck layed the wood on Shareece Wright.

by frankoftank September 9, 2013

Freedom Wood

Freedom Wood is a lovely predicament where you are in the process of free ballin' during this process you produce an erection. This happens because your johnson rubs freely against your pants or just loves the fresh air.

Guy 1: Dude, I have some awesome Freedom wood!
Guy 2: Mannnn, why did you tell me that?
Guy 1: Im sorry there was a slight breeze.
Guy 2: Thats about as cool as mung

by pacob December 15, 2011