Recieving a blumpkin(oral sex while on the thrown.)while dropping the duce in a outhouse/port-a-john. The ulitmate blumpkin
by Sean & Jonas November 03, 2006
when you're getting a girl from behind, and you whipe a fecal matter hitler moustache on her upper lip after sticking your finger in said girl's anus. then you pull your penis out and give her a snail trail swastika on her back, while yelling about how jews are abominations of god
it's like a cross between a dirty sanchez and a snail trail
it's like a cross between a dirty sanchez and a snail trail
" OMFG d00d, i gave your great grandma an ultimate nazi last night and she cried because it reminded her of when she was little in poland!!! LOLZ"
by zakkcake March 23, 2007
A Player who's game is so strong that he or she can score sex without having the usual requirements. i e : No money; No home; Small or weird shaped genitals; Being Old
by Ultimate Player August 25, 2015
One is an Ultimate Bae when they goes above and beyond normal Bae qualifications. Such as but not limited to, getting you breakfast or flowers, or planning a surprise date.
Joey: Wow! Who brought you breakfast today?
James: Jennifer!
Joey: She's bought you breakfast everyday this week!
James: I know, she is ultimate bae!
James: Jennifer!
Joey: She's bought you breakfast everyday this week!
James: I know, she is ultimate bae!
by Bae, Ultimate Bae May 20, 2014
When the male is about to "web" into a females oral cavity, he quickly holds the females head down on his quivering member. This forces the "web" to exit via the womens nasal cavity.
by Ping_pong May 14, 2007
by The Simpleton February 21, 2015
An actual sport, also known as ultimate, ultimate frisbee is a game where two teams of 7 try to get the disc into their endzone without running while having the disc or dropping it
Hater:Ultimate Frisbee isn't a real sport
Frisbee Player: Ultimate Frisbee is so a sport, what do you play, lacrosse?
Frisbee Player: Ultimate Frisbee is so a sport, what do you play, lacrosse?
by cptAFRO October 26, 2011