by FarMistt November 30, 2020
Get the Smooth Assmug. The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.
Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.
by distress November 28, 2016
Get the Smooth Saddlemug. A Saxophone.
by GiveMeTheNoodles April 23, 2020
Get the Smooth Tubemug. by CaydanWillson December 24, 2019
Get the Smooth Sallymug. The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement
Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.
by Redskyn August 17, 2022
Get the Smooth Criminalmug. A term when addressing a cool pal or funky friend, usually as a compliment after witnessing them doing something cool or simply a statement of their cool persona.
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Sure you're telling them they're cool, but my god thats one cool thing to say...
Similar to: "you big bitch" "gorgeous young player man" and "mighty cool fella"
Jake: "How's it going, smooth goose?"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"
Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"
Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"
Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
Joe: "Wow, I feel cool now"
Joe: "Did you hear what Jake called me?"
Joanna "No but he sure is one smooth goose"
Lance: "Fuck me this DJ is shit"
Tim: "Shame really, the guy last week was a real smooth goose"
Jerry: "Holy cow, feel this goose"
Jannet: "It's very smooth"
Adrian: "That's a smooth goose if ever I've seen one"
by nobby_b December 10, 2015
Get the smooth goosemug. by Hannah the mad thing May 24, 2020
Get the Smooth as a picklemug.