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Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.
I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.
by New English July 6, 2010
mugGet the Monk/Nun Budgetmug.

Nuns cunt

Used to describe lag on PlayStation
by Willy Ryder February 10, 2021
mugGet the Nuns cuntmug.

Nun

Short for punani. It is a girl’s sexual reproduction organ.
That baby came out of her nun
by Walter Wh¡te January 20, 2021
mugGet the Nunmug.

Nun fucking

Nun fucking says what it means.
We broken into the nunnery last night, fucked all the nuns. Hillbillies love nun fucking. We broken into the nunnery last night, and fucked all the nuns. The church locked it's doors when they saw me coming.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd March 6, 2020
mugGet the Nun fuckingmug.

marching nuns

The appearance on an electrocardiogram (ECG) of a run of ventricular tachycardia that resembles a group of hooded figures praying in succession. This usually means the patient is in acute cardiac distress and needs immediate medical care.
I was doing vitals on my patient the other night and saw the marching nuns roll across the EKG. I hit the code alarm faster than I've ever done anything in my life.
by stubbstarbuck69 October 16, 2018
mugGet the marching nunsmug.

Dutch Nun

An all female 3-way-69
I went home with these two chicks and we Dutch Nunned for hours. It was so hot!
by TheDumpTruck February 3, 2021
mugGet the Dutch Nunmug.

nun good

crakhedkyle: have you heard the news?
stonersteve: what news?
crakhedkyle: friedfuckfred is getting a divorce

stonersteve: well thats just nun good
by shitshackshay September 9, 2020
mugGet the nun goodmug.

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