A haircut famously worn by Egil
Yo nice Moses cut bra.
by Øywind January 25, 2017
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Moses wears crusty dirty t-shirts, old jeans and weird cowboy boots. He has brown hair down to his chin. He wears glasses with thin rectangle lenses, and they're so dirty you can't even see through them.

He talks in a southern accent, but he doesn't live in a southern state, and wasn't born in a southern state. He also looks like he lives on a farm but he doesn't.

He seems to only have 4 different shirts, and wears the same boots and jeans every day.

His friend is a kid who plays dungeons and dragons in his mom's crusty basement.
ew, wasn't moses wearing that outfit yesterday?”
by cherrycoIa September 27, 2019
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That Jewish dude.
"Moses said something to another Jewish guy"
by They call me "The slayyer" January 11, 2022
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The girlfriend of Vivi Cheung and is pro at Cubing
Moses has the best academic results in 1C, second best in form
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Verb. To seperate the risotto in order to check if it needs more liquid. If the risotto stays parted (so if moses can walk through with dry feet), it needs more liquid.
1) Dude, is the food ready? - Hold on, let me moses
by Remcovdborn November 29, 2020
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Wetter of PUMS

CERTIFIED LOVER BOIIII
“Damn moses really wet my pum then split it like the ocean
by Oumums May 9, 2022
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Someone who gets people removed from their dreams
Moses aka mastermoziah did that girl dirty man she trusted him!
by chiefKeff September 16, 2021
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