Joe: Frank when you going to shave off that twat mop?
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy
by sss1 January 2, 2008
Get the twat mop mug.The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).
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Get the get mopped mug.1. (noun) Any member of the US Navy, who, after long periods at sea, tires of his 'hot-bunk' buddy, and starts raping hot mops as a source of sexual gratification.
2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.
2. (very) To sexually assault a hot, wet, steaming mop.
May it please the court, this video clearly shows the defendant repeatedly, and with much vigor, sexually assaulting a mop, in the hallway. The defendant is, in fact, a Mop Hopper.
by boppa23 July 20, 2011
Get the Mop Hopper mug.An metaphorical implement by which Democrats clean up messes left by Republicans. Compare and contrast with the actual mop apparently used to clean up "messes" left by Democrats; that is, the ones that weren't left to crust over on some blue dress.
Whiny Republican as interpreted by President Barrack Obama:
"You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop."
"You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop."
by JTK4 October 19, 2009
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May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.
D: That is revolting.
by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010
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