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Fuck the Mop

A way to express disbelief or amazement in response to an event or statement.

Gosh!

No way! Really?
"!!!? Fuck the mop, woman/man/name of person."
by tsophi March 22, 2021
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anal mop

A mop, rammed inside one's anus. Definitely not gay. Quite cleansing, does a fine cleaning job.
Also a good name for your boyfriend.
'Hey, are you keen for an anal mop tonight?'
'Uh, that's gay'
'Nah, it's not gay. it'll clean out that rancid butter chicken you ate out of the neighbour's rubbish this morning'
by ohmegalomaniac July 10, 2016
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Dry Mopping

The act of taking ones dry ball hair and running it across a person’s face (not to be confused with tea bagging).
Greg got really hammered and passed out on the couch night so the dry mopping commenced.
by MarzRoidRage February 28, 2018
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get mopped

Boss: “Go empty the trash!” “Get mopped.”

“I slept with three different girls last night

Get mopped.
by swag mc muffin February 19, 2021
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socialist mop

An metaphorical implement by which Democrats clean up messes left by Republicans. Compare and contrast with the actual mop apparently used to clean up "messes" left by Democrats; that is, the ones that weren't left to crust over on some blue dress.
Whiny Republican as interpreted by President Barrack Obama:

"You're not mopping fast enough. That's a socialist mop."
by JTK4 October 19, 2009
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twat mop

n. An apron of flesh composed of the hanging, distended labia of an obese woman. Typically, a twat mop will extend to the floor, hence the name.

May also be applied to one who possesses a twat mop.
R: Check out those two twat mops... they can hardly bowl with those things between their legs. I think they just waxed the bowling lanes.
D: That is revolting.
by Dr. Gunch May 26, 2010
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D-mop

Any person from the town of Demopolis, Al, that is overly awkward and uncool to be seen around. Also has serious trouble talking to any girl in a socially acceptable way.
Girl 1 : "Who's that creepy guy dancing over there?"
Girl 2 : "Oh, he is just D-mop"
by fhau October 1, 2009
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