The moon

an orb in the sky which you mostly see at night but can sometimes see while it's daytime. The moon is an orb which you could stare at for hours, and it could simply steal your soul without a single thought.

"i hate the moon."
"you just haven't looked at it well darling."
"i'll try tonight my love."

by Hokia. September 19, 2022

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the moon is made out of cheese becuase it is yellerow!!!

The moon looks like cheese tonight because it looks yellow.

by len fan February 6, 2023

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Tap the moose

(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon

2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?

1.

(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."

2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."

by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016

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