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The moon

an orb in the sky which you mostly see at night but can sometimes see while it's daytime. The moon is an orb which you could stare at for hours, and it could simply steal your soul without a single thought.
"i hate the moon."
"you just haven't looked at it well darling."
"i'll try tonight my love."
by Hokia. September 19, 2022
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the moon

the moon is made out of cheese becuase it is yellerow!!!
The moon looks like cheese tonight because it looks yellow.
by len fan February 6, 2023
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Tap the moose

(verb)
1. To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy and/or Canadian girl (usually to gratify a kink or fetish) and Slay that poon

2. To literally prod a fucking moose. Like, seriously. Why would you do that? All it's trying to do is eat some grass or whatever the fuck moose do these days. Also, what is the plural of 'moose'? Is it 'moose' or 'mooses'?... 'miise'?
1.

(example 1)
A: "I'm gonna tap the moose tonight!"
B: "Yes get in there m8!"
(example 2)
A: "Come on, ladies! Let's get our mooses tapped, eh!?"
B: "Don't you mean 'moose tapped'?"
C: "I'm pretty sure it's 'miise', eh..."

2.
(at the zoo)
A: "Look at all the wildlife!"
B: "Daddy, can I tap the moose?"
A: "Why would you do that?"
B: "Because it's the most beautiful of all the mooses in the world!"
A: "It's 'miise', and no, that would be your mother."
by DatBoiAJ October 7, 2016
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Poke the moon

This is a euphemism for anal fingering. Or anal probing with ones phalanges.
Last night after some heaving petting, we decided to move on to poke the moon instead, this was considerably more pleasurable.
by Blades-runner December 30, 2017
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Over the moon

Look over the moon means to be really happy or pleased about something. The phrase can be used to describe a feeling about something positive.
"When she gave me the box of chocolates I was over the moon"
"When i'm with him i'm over the moon"
by scentedcandles101 August 18, 2018
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Jangles the moon monkey

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by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire February 19, 2019
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