killian's law

Killian's law states: The more someone boasts about a particular trait or skill, the less likely it is that they possess it.

Man, the pope talking about lies and transparency is a total killian's law.

by Nonya Asole July 14, 2017

Rice's Law

Rice's Law is the theory that anything that can go right will go right. It is the diametric opposite to Murphy's Law. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law

See I told you we would finish before the deadline for Rice's Law is in full effect. Murphy's Law Fanagle's Law Sod's Law

by Bill Browne February 28, 2015

dat law

A gettological phrase said from one brotha to anotha brotha who spittin facts so hard they begin to resemble legislation.

Brotha: “Bruhhhh , I ain’t need no hoe... But I sure could use a pair of trusty pliers to trim that darn hedge in my front yard.”

Anotha: “Dat law.”

by Gettological Scholar July 8, 2021

Shelton's Law

(noun):

1. The law that is imposed upon everyone once 2:00 A.M. has arrived but is only imposed after someone yells it to the group at hand. Which then, after the law has been stated, the group (or person, if said person states it upon his or herself) must stay up for the rest of the night and long into the next day, no matter what (unless a person can provide a legitimate reason as to why they need sleep that particular night).

JS: It's 2:00 A.M. already?

JB: Wait no I- !!

JS: SHELTON'S LAW!!!!!!

JB: *sighs* Alright fine, let's go get coffee and some Monsters.

JS: WHOO!! Never gonna sleep!!! *darts out of the room*

by Phoenix_Gold September 28, 2011

NQ's Law

If there are two or more ways to develop an idea, NQ will take the worst possible approach

Dual universe failed due to NQ's Law

by Tester90901 October 27, 2022

Jerrod's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability Ron Paul being mentioned approaches one.

Hey look, Jerrod's Law was proven by the third post in that thread about the politics of cheese sandwiches; he said that Ron Paul finds cheese sandwiches to be unconstitutional.

by DJ Jazzy Jizzle November 15, 2007

Coronavirus Law

If you suspect you have contracted the coronavirus, you are right—it is like Murphy’s Law applied to the “foreign virus,” especially if you are a diehard Trump loyalist.

A corollary to the Coronavirus Law is: “If you are Covid-19-infected, you will also infect others.”

by Fasters May 6, 2020