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Sad App Syndrome

When you are watching your app load for so long, you forget to blink and tears form in your eyes because of the lack of liquid.
John: "Aw shit this app is never going to load"
Fred: "Man how long you been watching that damn app?"
John: "I don't know"
Fred: "Well it's obviously been awhile cuz you got Sad App Syndrome"
by iLikeEatingApple March 1, 2013
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Free App Trash

1.The Scum and pychos You Meet on Dating appsthat you end up having a story to tell lol.

2. A person that goes on free sign up dating apps and never have the intention of never becoming a member.
You fell asleep and woke up and he was gone and Your money. Girl I told told you he was Free App Trash when you met him on app and he was using a cell phone that was brought in from a guard in the prison he was housed till release
by HazelnutG September 20, 2023
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What's-App American

An American, particularly one who resides in the U.S., that maintains contact with citizens from other nations.

Usually applies to coastal Americans who have connections overseas.

Comes from the META app, What's App, which is highly used among international professionals.
David: How was that dinner last evening at the brasserie?

Victor: Quite interesting, there were many What's-App Americans who pronounced the order correctly.
by ValiantBert July 3, 2024
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weather app warrior

One who frequently utilizes the weather app on their phone to avoid awkward social situations or talking to the opposite sex. Paradoxically, also usually the person to ask "Where the hoes at?" upon arriving at a function.
Daquavion may act like he's great with girls, but he's really a weather app warrior.
by zorgid September 21, 2024
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scone app the feet

The French way of saying: "Hope you enjoy"
*In a restaurant*
Waiter: Scone app the feet
Moron: Don't you mean "boney African feet"?
Waiter: Bruh
by That one sock under your bed December 27, 2017
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App Bae

/ap bā/ 1. a person's boyfriend or girlfriend on a social media app. 2. virtual boyfriend or girlfriend. 3. a couple who developed a relationship on a social media app (who may or may not ever meet in person).
"Even though we've only met online, I've become so attached to you! You're my app bae!"
by wordsmithonia March 31, 2021
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wizz app

Tinder but for teens
Hey i just got the wizz app!
You mean that teen tinder TikTok ad?
by MF_BACON July 21, 2022
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