short answer

Any question on an exam that isn't multiple choice or matching. This is every student's worst nightmare and is the most common reason they fail, partly because they have no idea what to write down.

I failed the exam because every question was short answer.

by The Real Driller October 30, 2023

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.

Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT

by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024

Wouldn't answer a dog's bark

A Yorkshire colloquialism used to describe someone who habitually ignores problems or complaints.

"That Beatrice up t'road comes past 'ere every day in clapped oot motor, reet banging and wheezing and making a chuffin' racket, but will she tak it t'shop and get it fixed? Will she owt, wouldn't answer a dog's bark, that one"

by Sleekit December 15, 2023

Answerative

The property of answering too much.

Ahmed Shavki is too answerative.

by Jijovo September 16, 2021

I'd rather not answer that

How your Amazon echo will respond if you insult it, swear at it or ask opinions on politics.

Me: Echo, do you think Donald Trump is an idiot?

Echo: I'd rather not answer that

Me:Echo, you're a cheesehead

Echo: I'd rather not answer that.

Me: Echo, fuck off you fucking bastard bitch.

Echo: I'd rather not answer that.

by UltimateDoge June 29, 2021

Hot bellied answers

Not to be confused with hot belly dancers.
When you frantically answer questions because you’re about to get stabbed in the gut.

“Now I don’t want know hot bellied answers, ya hear?” *stabs person*

by Dan and Moak June 24, 2022

mixed answers

the EXACT definition of definitions on The Urban Dictionary

There is no straight answer to what something is on the Urban Dictionary, it only gives mixed answers!

by banflimflam August 16, 2022