teeth are floating

When one has to pee really bad.

The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.

Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.

by benormous December 28, 2005

watch your teeth

This phrase simply means that you should watch what you are saying because the person saying this to you will most likely knock your teeth out of your oral cavity because they are not liking what you are saying.

Man, watch your teeth. I don't approve of that word that begins with an "N."

by Linden Mazur November 29, 2007

Texthole

Someone who repeatedly gets in your way while texting on the phone.

Sorry im late i got stuck behind a Texthole at the store.

by russelllll January 9, 2009

Teeth

That unbelievable movie that will scare all the guys. You know, that movie where the girl has teeth between her legs and bites off various parts that make a man, a man.

That movie "Teeth" made me throw up!

by Lightboxes August 19, 2008

Shit-teeth

To be a retard, or literally have shit in your teeth. Normally used by strange little boys named Jack.

Get outta my seat shit-teeth.

by likin the vagicles May 16, 2008

mummy teeth

A gingival/dental condition in which the amount of gum covering the tooth is equal to or greater than half of said tooth.

Jack White of The White Stripes has mummy teeth.

by Sarah Mich April 21, 2008

blowjob teeth

A person has sucked dick so much their teeth are now crooked or have large gaps in their teeth.

Damn man! You seen that hot as bitch.

Yeah b. Too bad she got dem blowjob teeth.

by Dickdiddles May 30, 2018