poop tease 

Poop tease, see also pooptease

1. When someone poops on your chest and doesn't have the common courtesy to either a. have poopy sex with you, or b. let you do it back.

2. When you think that you need to shit really, really, really bad. Like you're going to created the biggest turd log in the history of the world and it turns out to be a fart or more dissapointingly a nugget.

3. When you are going out to a bar, club, concert, party, whatever and think it's gonna be a blasty blast but it turns out to suck.

1. "That broad was a total poop tease, she dropped a cleveland steamer on my chest and bailed."

2. "My asshole hella poop teased me last night, i didnt even hafta wipe."

3. "Seeing Black Sabbath during Ozzfest was a total poop tease."

poop tease by ultimate poop tease sweeney April 2, 2007

don't tease me 

pronounced: (with length) Dooon't teeease me.
An expression used after being inquired to partake in a worthwhile event or offered something too good to be true.

Tom: "Hey Ryan, do you want this last piece of pizza?"
Ryan: ..."Don't tease me."
Tom: "no seriously, take it."
Ryan: "ok sweet, thanks."

don't tease me by Fan dango May 11, 2006

clit tease 

any attractive guy who purposefully runs around in very little clothing to tease a girl who has spent the year at an all girls school

Put on some clothes you damn clit tease.

clit tease by coolgurl November 22, 2003

Cock-tease 

A woman who is charming and beautiful.

He calls her a cock-tease because she's hot, friendly, and he can't have her.

Cock-tease by empoweredslut December 11, 2018

cock-tease 

A woman who falsely encourages a man with the appearance of offering more than they are actually willing to take part in. See Fraud.

cock-tease by Brian C September 24, 2003

cunt tease 

I female that appears to be a lesbian and hits on other lesbians. But when the second lesbian tries to get sexual and the first lesbian then stops her, the first lesbian is now a cunt tease. She was teasing the second lesbian's cunt.

Susan thought she would have sex with Amy, but Susan soon found out Amy was just another cunt tease.

cunt tease by Timmy6981 January 18, 2006

Wing Tease 

To make a sound that sounds like a bell ringing to intentionally mislead an angel into thinking it's about to get its wings.

Angela was suppose to get her wings yesterday but when she heard wind chimes that sounded like a bell ringing, she was so agitated that it was a wing tease, she punched me. Yup, she's at the end of the line and I got a lollipop.

Wing Tease by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010