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A a very goofy bald man who is depressed.
Hi I’m Tanner and I am bald
Tanner by The goofball December 21, 2022
Tanner is a one of a kind soul. Tanners energy is contagious. Tanner loves music, dancing and hanging with friends. Your heart will feel full when around a Tanner. If you ever lose a Tanner in your life it will leave a hole in your heart forever.
I love you Tanner and I miss you. R.I.P
Tanner by nosyda March 24, 2023
Tanner is a sweet, caring, super chill, fortnite, loving dude. He's a tall brunnette guy who loves to make people laugh. He always misses this one girl that no longer talks to him but she always love him.
Who is that sweet funny guy I just met?

"Oh him that's tanner!"
tanner is someone who thinks he’s the funniest person on earth. he isn’t. tanner is the type of person that drives you insane and wants you to end up dying. TANNER IS THE TYPE TO BE A BITCH. run if you come across a tanner. RUN RIGHT NOW!!!
“oh my god is that tanner? we need to get away from him”
“hey, i know that guy. it’s tanner, the biggest bitch of all.”
“that tanner guy made my sister want to die the other day.”
Tanner by hatetanner4life August 24, 2023
Tanners are simply a different breed. All of them are born usually in 300 B.C, and although funny, they are actual goddamn apes. Prehistoric beasts of nature that somehow made it to our almost-perfect industrial era. Despite this, anybody named Tanner is a certified top G. They're reliable and strong, and can lift literally anything. If you know a Tanner, value him for his wisdom, because it goes farther back in time than you could ever know.
Tanner is such a ape.

Tanner is smart, but I think he's more related to a gorilla than his dad.
Tanner by BigBoyBinsky November 6, 2023
person A: hey have you seen that guy?

person B: yeah, he looks like a tanner
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