Mexican Table

Someone who holds an item for you without agreeing. It is like a Mexican that gets paid for doing chores, but this time the Mexican is holding something. (mexican table)

"Ahh, my hands are full, here hold something and be a Mexican Table." ; "HAHA, Mexican Table!!"(kids point and laugh and throw stuff at it to hold).

by Kevum July 1, 2009

Tablescrapping

To have low-to no standards. To take whatever you can get

Man, Frank is so down and out. Did you see the girls he's been with the past few months? Low end stuff, he's really tablescrapping

by DirtyFrank27 December 22, 2008

Table Nachos

A small crisp piece of a tortilla, typically topped with melted cheese and spices, and are shared with friends. They typically sit in the middle of the table for all to share, and give joy and happiness to everyone involved.

Joe and Bill enjoyed a round of beers complimented with some Table Nachos. It was a great night!

by JSloppyola March 14, 2013

table

a fuckin table

guy 1: i have a tabel
guy 2: how the fuck did you misspell table
guy fieri: guy fieri

by sexualgrenade March 22, 2022

Lucy Table

The lucy table is the worst table in the house. It can refer to the worst table in a restaurant, but also extends to any spot you find yourself in public or in the office that sucks. It originates from the classic I Love Lucy show episode where Lucy is seated at a table by the waiters' door where there is high traffic.

Cindy was assigned the Lucy Table of office cubes, right by the copier/fax machine.

by SidneySmartyPants August 19, 2009

Table Bacon

The act of pushing a douche backwards while an accomplice is on their hands and knees, thus making the douche fall on their back and look like a jackass.

Did you see Mike and Tony Table Bacon that big head douche Jake. He looked like a total jackass.

by josh haner December 20, 2008

Tabled

To be completely and utterly hammered. We're not just talking about being a little tipsy, were talking about a mild inability to stand up. This is way past the stage where your puking on the unfortunate person you're hitting on. This is like the stage right before you pass out completely and get your stomach pumped and romantic affairs with inanimate objects no longer seem that out of the question.

Ohhhhhhh maaan... i have no idea where i am, will you help meee? (grabs fork and starts talking to it) Noooo... I'm not drunk.(giggles) I've only had a couple of beeeeers. Dooo you luv meee??? I luuuv you... (passes out, wakes up in either the hospital, the county jail or someones front lawn with a very painful hangover)

Man I shouldn't have gotten so tabled last night... that was a badddd idea.

by Zkello February 28, 2009