When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
Get the Cornhole TP Tossmug. by Jina Carey August 11, 2008
Get the TPmug. the king nd father of all toilet papers, he will make sure your ass is wiped clean and leave no bootyholes dirty.
by PapaTP August 11, 2022
Get the Papa TPmug. Short for toilet paper, a cylinder like object made from paper for the sole use of cleaning the anal cavity after removing solid waste from the body. In a dumber version, the stuff you wipe your ass with when you shit so that you don’t have underwear that stinks.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 5, 2021
Get the tpmug. Too personal
by Sidney </3 April 10, 2022
Get the TPmug. tp stands for too personal
it’s like reverse tmi u say it when someone asks u a question that u don’t wanna answer
it’s like reverse tmi u say it when someone asks u a question that u don’t wanna answer
by imvincingit March 11, 2025
Get the tpmug. A play on the word OTP, meaning a crack ship that is shipped simply because of how ridiculous it is. The person who ships it is still as passionate as they would be about an OTP, but with a layer of irony.
“My favorite crack ship is Mordetwi. It started as a joke but now I’ve written 16 fanfics with just them as the focus.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”
by Fortnite Baller April 7, 2023
Get the Faux-TPmug.