Tosser

Currency of Britain rejected by the Irish when Ireland established their independence in the 1920’s.

"That coin's a tosser"

by TheIrishRover11 September 29, 2009

salad tossed

being owned in some way. Can be used very often in video games

(after a superior head shot) FUCK YEA! SALAD TOSSED!

You boys ready to toss their salads?

by TDBank October 2, 2009

Tosser

Man with severe hand cramp, no girlfriend and a large collection of videos in plain paper bags.

any man who smells of love piss, especially those who leave it to dry on their belly.

by Tezza November 11, 2003

Tosser

A guy who answers to Chris and Topher. Massive knob, saggy balls. Sleeps around, loves porn, lives for porn, likes a finger up the arse. Uses females, probably males too! He takes more than he gives. Sometimes generous, loves his family. Would think nothing of it to have a threesome knowing his girl would find out. Arranges to meet up and lets you down, doesn't bother to phone. Overall... Wharra guy!!

Hey Tosser!! Fancy a pint?
Yeah...text me!
Tosser where are you?

2 days later..... I meant to text.

WHARRA FUCKEN TOSSER!

by Icantakeit. December 13, 2012

Caber-Tosser

A Scottish man that at that precise moment is being a tosser...

"...I said don't touch my ass, you 'Caber-Tosser'..."

by Smeeshcat January 16, 2006

Tosser

Some wanker who can afford to buy your girlfriend an elephant

Prince "Tosser" William is a real tosser

by Neon Angel May 5, 2006

Bulldog Tosser

Similar to dog tosser, see http://www.urbandictionary.com
/define.php?term=Dogtosser
But emphasised!
An entity that personifies being a dogtosser, can also be abbreviated to BT

I hate BT
Why do I have to work with BT
What a Bulldog Tosser

by Mikeee1210 January 11, 2009