tinder

an app used for validation by women, used to fuel depression by men unless you’re very handsome

guy: hey man how’s that tinder app going?
other guy: considering i’m medium ugly, not fucking great

by alexpieguy June 9, 2022

Tinder hygiene

conditions or practices done prior to tinder dates conducive to maintaining health and preventing disease, especially through cleanliness.

Q: Why do you shampoo your hair so much?

A: Oh it was just a part of my tinder hygiene

by gato100pelo June 10, 2022

The Tinder Paradox

It’s a conflict of interest towards any dating site for you to find a partner. Losing two users if that relationship works out. And while your looking, if all the matches you make are compatible then there is no need to pay for additional features.

Britney the only way to get out of the tinder paradox you’re in is to go meet someone organically off the internet.

by dee_dizzzleeeee September 5, 2022

Tinder

A dumb as fuck dating website where 99% of users are literal trash and never find love despite years of being on the app.

Guy: Mom, I got Tinder!
Mom: You're an idiot if you think you'll ever find love there you sick fuck

by MiguelsMR April 28, 2022

tinder boy

A delicious hunk of meat that is too fuckboyish to take seriously

The tinder boy won’t stop snapping me.

by TigerKing12369 October 17, 2022

dirty tinder

Dirty Tinder: something good but cheap.

Those fries are 1.89$ a bag. I scored myself some dirty tinder. Or

I met this girl at the bar, her hair was a little messy but her head game was well…dirty tinder.

by Perris67 December 27, 2021

tinder tag

when you match with someone on tinder multiple times without meeting

josh: we played tinder tag for awhile before we actually went on a date
jesse: how many times did you match?
josh: like 3 times, i guess third time’s the charm

by MamaGanja May 14, 2022