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tilt insurance

When you know the action you are about to take is wrong, but you have to do it anyway because if you would have been right the result is much, much worse than if you were not.
I called the bet on the river with my flush even though the board had paired and there was a bet/raise to me. I had to pay my tilt insurance because if I lost this pot by folding to a worse hand I would have killed myself
by In honor of Leo Doc October 31, 2011
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Tiltomaniac

Tilt-o-maniac~ n

1.He/She has an expert ability to put all the players at the table and in the card room ontilt...including the dealers

2.The person that has the ability of placing a person ontilt just by his/her looks at the table.

3. The person that can place you ontilt, by his/her ability to move all in with that 7/2 off suit and crack your pocket A's.

4. The person that will play any thing and every thing and wins, just to make his/her opponents get up and leave the table with a smoking head, calling you every name in the book.

5. The only player at the table that has a Donkey Statue the size of Godzilla for his/her card protector.

6. The only player at the table getting chatter back from other players at the table and it is all x-rated talk..

7. The only players at the table that gets called an explicit new name every other hand...
You are such a TiltoManiac. Don't make me go TitoManiac on. you.
by ColoPokerOTR December 12, 2012
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Related Words
TILTF tilf tilt tilted tilted towers titfuck titf titface Tilting tiltawhirl

Titfanny

Loving,Caring and Awesome Has the intelligence that not all can surpass, Brains and beauty combined makes a wonderful combination of an awesome women. Titfanny's booty are HUGE you may not see it but its under layers and layers of clothes and they are scared to show there true definition in short: there Brains is in the way of there natural beauty to show
Guy: wow she is a hot mess
Guy2: Yea but i bet if all that is removed her real form would show
** nights after into prom**
guy: wow who is that girl is she new?
guy2: nope thats Titfanny she got help from her mom too pick out clothes and guess what buddy she is now mines **laughs**
guy: aww man you always got to get the last laugh
by iloveulots<3 August 16, 2012
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TILF

Tutor I'd like to fuck.

Synonyms: Milf, Gilf
Gawwwd dayyum my tutors a tilf.
by nigamell0 March 18, 2014
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titfat

The thing that makes tits to squishy, squeezable and fun
Joyful, enjoyable, squeezable fun, with titfat! *fun to play with, not to eat!*
by silverware May 30, 2014
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Tilt a few Jars

"Me and the Irish hooligans are going out to tilt a few jars"
by Poobs17 August 5, 2014
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titfuck

when a guy gets horny and wants to fuck and hold tits so he shoves his dick in a squished up pair of tits.
"hey wanna titfuck"
"lolk"
by captors bullshit August 2, 2016
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