sam

Someone who is terrible at madden. Top three worst madden players in the world. Sucks At Madden

little boy you could never beat me at madden you're just a sam.

by sinker of buckets April 7, 2019

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Get the sammug.

sam

mother of layla’s kitties, piggy, tiny baby who needs to be protected at all costs

layla loves sam

by chippiebot March 18, 2019

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Get the sammug.

Sam

Probably pulls MAD hoes.

Yeah that sam kid, he pulled three chicks just LAST NIGHT!

by udisjej September 29, 2019

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Get the Sammug.

Sam

A MURDEROUS PERSON WHO YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.

student: what a great day ,i got perfect score on my test ,i am getting a new dog and i won the lottery! nothing could ruin this day.
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH

by THAT ONE GUUY November 6, 2017

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Get the Sammug.

Sam

someone who hoards wealth, Sam is constantly collecting gold and gems and jewels. if you see Sam away from his lair RUN before he steals your money and adds it to his pile of wealth.

guy 1: hey Sam can I borrow some cash I'm gonna get evicted
Sam: Steals any remaining money Guy1 has and scampers off*

by qa3wt4yeu May 5, 2023

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