by Keljoran September 6, 2014
Get the Unicornedmug. Someone who tells crazy stories about when they were drunk or partying, but nobody actually sees them partying ever.
A kid who tries to make himself look like a god by telling crazy stories that are complete bullshit.
Someone who talks themselves up to fuck mad bitches, but nobody sees them hook up with anyone.
A kid who tries to make himself look like a god by telling crazy stories that are complete bullshit.
Someone who talks themselves up to fuck mad bitches, but nobody sees them hook up with anyone.
Unicorn- dude when I was with my boys, their so crazy, we got arrested for pissing on some guys porch, we were so drunk, i remember everything. I hooked up with an Asian chick, i was wasted.
You- this kid is so full of shit, hes a fucking unicorn
You- this kid is so full of shit, hes a fucking unicorn
by Dillallo95 March 29, 2010
Get the Unicornmug. A unicorn is someone who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it ; made popular from the show "Glee" when it was said by Brittany to Kurt
“When a pony does a good deed, he gets a horn and he becomes a unicorn and poops out cotton candy until he forgets he's magical and then his horn falls off. And black unicorns, they become zebras."
"A unicorn is someone who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it.”
"A unicorn is someone who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it.”
by lovesong13 November 13, 2011
Get the unicornmug. v. the act of a person crapping on their partner's forehead and getting it the stick. One can also test balance by prancing around the room.
by Bob20 February 15, 2005
Get the unicornmug. Don't call it a horse; it's a unicorn. It's mythical, magical mysterious, not plain. It has wings like a pegasus and a nice white coat. It grants wishes and prances inthe rain. It came around in 8000 BC. Noah's ark wasn't built b4 it. Do you think its not real? Full house; it's in the background fool. Eating grass all day; partying all night. It'll grant your wish right before your eyes. They hide in your hills and eat all your apples. They also write the facts on youur Snapples. You can thank them later for that.
by ;3; July 12, 2011
Get the Unicornmug. 1. An animal that kicks ass.
2. I rhinocerous. That's right. I just crushed your dreams.
3. An extremely malformed smiley face.
2. I rhinocerous. That's right. I just crushed your dreams.
3. An extremely malformed smiley face.
by ....:D July 25, 2010
Get the Unicornmug. A mythical and elusive poop. You you felt it come out, but there is no smell, no fecal transfer on the toilet paper and you will see nothing in the bowl except, in some cases, the very tip of a horn.
The opposite of the Minotaur.
The opposite of the Minotaur.
I took my morning shit already, but I'm not really satisfied. I'm sure something came out, but it was a unicorn.
by hot carl sagan January 3, 2011
Get the Unicornmug.