Math

Mental Abuse To Humans, the reason why we suffer, why our children all have autism, why josh george is hella gay and why we commit suicide.

A: Had math again today

B: Damn that mustve been rough

A: Ya im gonna jay walk on the highway after school, you wana come?

B: No i have a math test tommrow, sorry.
A: No problem, yet.

by Sucide is my midddle name April 1, 2019

Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

"MATH is really hurting my brain right now."

by TOTALLYNEVERGOOD123 May 13, 2018

Math

Add the bed subtract the clothes and pray not to multiply

Bro I love math

by Sanskrit January 4, 2017

Math

A necessary evil

Math is something (myself included) despise, but without it, we wouldn't be nearly as advanced as we are today.

by Gatch Attack July 23, 2017

math

verb meaning to solve, to find an answer to, or to find an explanation for, to understand

I mathed that problem.

by lexiepexie November 21, 2010

math

Something people with no social skills and a depraved need for stability and objectivity enjoy thinking about as a form of masturbation.

Loser: I like math.
Me: GTFO

by Leonid Brezhnev April 6, 2008

math ain't mathing

When something simply does not add up.

He doesn't pay his rent but he's Venmo requesting me for the round he bought last night... the math ain't mathing.

by lovEdrUnkduCk12 January 14, 2022