The practice of inserting fruit into the vagina and eating it out, while simultaneously stimulating the vagina and clitoris; the healthy bedtime snack that perfectly wraps up the five-a-day nutrition guidelines recommended by the World Health Organization.
"Johnny, shall we grab some wings and play pool tonight?"
"Sorry buddy, no - Jessica and I have already planned to have fruit and vag. Perhaps some other time"
"Sorry buddy, no - Jessica and I have already planned to have fruit and vag. Perhaps some other time"
by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
Get the Fruit and Vagmug. Is a term used by a Facebook user under the name Firas Al Maghrabi to describe a football team after a particularly shameful performance that could be due to: a state of confusion, Disorder, Poor Organization or generally influenced by excessive food or alcoholic intake.
today they were fruit salaad.
The defense was absolute fruit salaad.
Would you like a fruit salaad ?? No, I would like us to win .
The defense was absolute fruit salaad.
Would you like a fruit salaad ?? No, I would like us to win .
by theotherone May 3, 2009
Get the fruit salaadmug. by LHPL3 March 30, 2010
Get the The Fruits Of Winmug. A Müller Product eaten by Mark in the hit tv show: The Peep Show, the yoghurt is named in the conversation:
Jeremy: you like blowjobs don't you?
Mark: I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy!
Jeremy: of course you do.
Jeremy: you like blowjobs don't you?
Mark: I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy!
Jeremy: of course you do.
Jeremy: you like blowjobs don't you?
Mark: I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy!
Jeremy: of course you do.
Mark: I'm eating a fruit corner Jeremy!
Jeremy: of course you do.
by Whiteguy584,295,074 May 28, 2019
Get the Fruit cornermug. 1. a mixture of household and prescription medicines (supposedly teenagers illicitly use them to become intoxicated)
2. the ribbons and and badges worn with a military uniform by solders of higher ranks
2. the ribbons and and badges worn with a military uniform by solders of higher ranks
by The Return of LightJoker May 1, 2010
Get the fruit saladmug. "Fruit of the Loom". Is an old company, that borrowed part of the phrase from the biblical term of "fruit of the womb", which refers to a child or children.
The word play change to "Loom" was to reflect the woven textile product that underwear is made from.
I could speculate that the founder was symbolically implying that their underwear held the genitalia necessary for children to exist. This is just my take on it, since it seems meaningless and strange otherwise.
The word play change to "Loom" was to reflect the woven textile product that underwear is made from.
I could speculate that the founder was symbolically implying that their underwear held the genitalia necessary for children to exist. This is just my take on it, since it seems meaningless and strange otherwise.
by Here's The Answer October 12, 2011
Get the Fruit Of The Loommug. by Light Joker June 5, 2005
Get the forbidden fruitmug.