Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex

A valid-but-rather-insensitive retort dat could be given when a naively-hopeful lady complains dat a guy whom she'd assumed would become a "real" romantic partner for her merely performed a brief "wham, bam, thank you, ma'am" routine and then bailed on her.

If a dude tries to "comfort" you after you'd suffered a failed romantic encounter by saying, "Hey, at least he did have the decency to THANK you for the sex", this may indicate dat HE HIMSELF is somewhat of da same "only interested in one thing" mindset as your unfeeling "cut and run" date was, and so he might not be a very good "main squeeze" candidate for you, either.

by QuacksO February 28, 2020

Thank you, Rachel.

Based on an r/facepalm post. Refers to an article written by Rachel Link of Authority Nutrition about how to limit hangover symptoms, with the first tip being "limit alcohol consumption".

This is a response to someone who says something stupidly obvious.

Article: "Beginner's tips for highway driving: 1) Wear a seatbelt." Derek: "Thank you, Rachel."

by JTBSpartan September 3, 2019

turkish thank you

The act of taking cumin spice and rubbing it into a your partners anus then laying a bay leaf over the area and pushing the leaf in with your tiny ass dick

David was so drunk he gave a Turkish thank you to his boyfriend to thank him for the fun date

by Dannydaddy March 28, 2024

Thank you for your city your frank

if someone gives unnecessary comments that you didn’t ask for you can deal with it with sarcasm:) and humor!

lif someone was like ewww! that person stinks you could say “thank you for your city your frank”

by Sarah._.26353 March 16, 2023

Thank you for defending trans people

You're not grateful and I only failed because defense of trans people my about Emma Vigeland and Frankie Tortallini being the defenders of trans people than it is about winning. And they suck too bad to win, so, there you go. It's Trump now.

Hym "They're like Jordan Peterson in that regard. But 'thank you for defending trans people' rings a little hollow when you consider that I only failed because the progressives who purport to defend trans people were an obstacle to success and are actively working to cover up the public humiliation of someone they CLAIM TO THINK is an anti-trans fascist bigot. So, how is Frannie defending you by doing that? And that's what I want the trannies to take away from this. These people you call your allies are lying posers who don't actually ever have to suffer the consequences of failure yet they feel wholey entitled to dictating success and/or failure. Actively bad people who are too incompetent to defend you and failed to do so."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

Follow Up Thank You

Saying or sending a secondary “Thank You” to someone to show appreciation AFTER the appreciated event has taken place. This should done be the next day but can be up to 3 days later. The generous person should never be left wondering if you enjoyed the event.

Person 1: We need to send Erin a “Follow Up Thank You” because the concert was great last night.

Person 2: I agree, she really hooked us up!!

Follow Up Example Text: Hey Erin, thanks again for hooking us up with those tickets, the concert was GREAT!”

by ThumbWrestlingChamp June 6, 2022