Tea Bagging

Placing ones knackers on an unconscious person's forehead or face for shits'n'giggles. Usually documented through photographic evidence to maximise victim's displeasure.

"Brian got shitfaced last night, so we teabagged the fucker."

by dick hallorann September 14, 2005

tea bagger

Uneducated, uninformed, mentally challenged, political conservative who believes we should "go back to the teachings of the USS constitution" where women, people of color, and non-land owning peasants cannot vote. Many of same can't read the US constitution, have no intellectual inquisitiveness, and attempt to cover their wanton ignorance with tough/physical posturing to purvey that since they can't make a cogent argument; they will resort to beating their intellectual superiors. Unfortunately for them, boasting of brawn further betrays their misguided and simpleton views.

After a revival meeting of the ignorant; with a sly grin, Elmer the tea bagger, wiped his chin.

by jaaxxn April 12, 2011

tea bagging

While playing a video game- The act of killing then gloating over someones dead body by simulating a virtual tea bagging while talking serious smack.

"I took his head off with my plasma rifle / SMG combo and then tea bagged him until he respawned."

by freakgrl24 December 13, 2004

Tea Bagging

The act of infusing tea into hot boiling water by dipping it repeatedly. Can be done for as long as you want, depending on the taste you are wanting to achieve.

Old english ladies love tea bagging on a nice afternoon

by HipsterCreep April 28, 2011

tea baggin

to dunk your nads in the bitches mouth.
You know... The old "In & Out" Routine.

It seems like Big Mamma was tea baggin too mucken futch...
I can't understand what his {or her?} definition is supposed to say? Big Mamma says: "UUUUUUHHHHH, iuyevosQKAsijh AKYRefiwareuhrbtc98eas74hr=-" What evah!!!

by mavros May 1, 2006

Tea bagging

The act of sticking your testicles into someone's mouth.

Person 1: I was tea bagging you yesterday .

Person 2: ok.

by Smol_melon January 29, 2018

tea-baggers

faggots ball suckers

a man that sucks balls

by dick May 5, 2003