I know I already said it: but if some people who have tape can't be seen, that's because they aren't tape.
How to become Tape Jeffery? Just tape yourself! In this series I have been talking with Dave and his crew to get us started with tape Jefferies and what we can become.
So let's get started!
1) Create your own Tape Jefferies.
2) Create your own Tape Jefferies and a personal tape reel.
3) Build your own tapes tape reel. We will be doing both tape Jefferies and personal tape Jefferies.
4) Get Your Tape Jefferies And Tape Jefferies!
How to become Tape Jeffery? Just tape yourself! In this series I have been talking with Dave and his crew to get us started with tape Jefferies and what we can become.
So let's get started!
1) Create your own Tape Jefferies.
2) Create your own Tape Jefferies and a personal tape reel.
3) Build your own tapes tape reel. We will be doing both tape Jefferies and personal tape Jefferies.
4) Get Your Tape Jefferies And Tape Jefferies!
My brother wanted to do was be goofy and play pranks.
One day, he was playing with a roll of toilet paper.
He cut it in half, like a birthday cake and threw it at my mother.
He told her not to say anything, so my mom pretended not to notice.
My brother was getting tired of playing around and started to push the limits.
Then, he started to sing.
"Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you baby, baby... I hope you don't forget about me.
Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you soo much."
My mother continued to ignore him.
He sang the same song over and over again.
After the third time, my mother told him to stop singing and went to the living room.
He was thinking that he had finally gotten her attention and didn't want her to stop by saying something like, "Jeffery!
You are being annoying."
So, he took the toilet paper, walked to the hall closet and pulled out a roll of tape.
"Look!
It's Tape Jeffery!"
He was getting a laugh out of this.
I guess it was pretty funny for him to pull out this giant roll of tape and wrap it around my mother's arms and legs.
My brother enjoyed it.
He laughed harder than I have ever seen him laugh.
The tape started to tear when he was almost done with her.
He threw the toilet paper roll aside and grabbed the rest of the tape off the counter.
He was smiling and laughing at the same time.
He grabbed her by her arm and tape.
She started screaming, "Jeffrey!
No!
Please!
Stop!
Don't tape me."
He began to beat her.
One day, he was playing with a roll of toilet paper.
He cut it in half, like a birthday cake and threw it at my mother.
He told her not to say anything, so my mom pretended not to notice.
My brother was getting tired of playing around and started to push the limits.
Then, he started to sing.
"Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you baby, baby... I hope you don't forget about me.
Baby, baby, where have you been?
I miss you soo much."
My mother continued to ignore him.
He sang the same song over and over again.
After the third time, my mother told him to stop singing and went to the living room.
He was thinking that he had finally gotten her attention and didn't want her to stop by saying something like, "Jeffery!
You are being annoying."
So, he took the toilet paper, walked to the hall closet and pulled out a roll of tape.
"Look!
It's Tape Jeffery!"
He was getting a laugh out of this.
I guess it was pretty funny for him to pull out this giant roll of tape and wrap it around my mother's arms and legs.
My brother enjoyed it.
He laughed harder than I have ever seen him laugh.
The tape started to tear when he was almost done with her.
He threw the toilet paper roll aside and grabbed the rest of the tape off the counter.
He was smiling and laughing at the same time.
He grabbed her by her arm and tape.
She started screaming, "Jeffrey!
No!
Please!
Stop!
Don't tape me."
He began to beat her.
by Drapen April 27, 2022
Get the Tape Jefferymug. An audio recording of a book being read aloud. Historically, the term was used to reference a book reading recorded onto a cassette, hence the term "on tape". Although cassette tapes are no longer commonly used, the term "Book on Tape" in the modern day can refer to any medium of audiobook recording (CD, Radio, streaming platforms).
by AG41 July 11, 2023
Get the Book On Tapemug. by ed400 August 21, 2016
Get the sesh tapemug. a internet meme created by YouTube user FlyingKitty involving a YTP of the flex tape commercial
basically flex tape but for sex.
this is the original video:
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basically flex tape but for sex.
this is the original video:
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by pluto_null February 23, 2020
Get the Fuck Tapemug. The black electric tape people use to wrap their contraband in before shoving it up their butthole in order to get inside the jail.
by Gordy W. September 4, 2023
Get the Butthole Tapemug. A type of medical tape administered for people who are diagnosed with a fake injury to give them a reason not to bitch about it anymore. This tape does nothing more than stick to the skin. It proves hard to remove for hairy individuals.
Joe: “Tom why did you stop erging?
Tom: “My wrist hurts.”
Joe: “Have some placebo tape, this should ‘fix your injury’ for you.”
Tom: “Wow! It is like I never had an injury in the first place!”
Tom: “My wrist hurts.”
Joe: “Have some placebo tape, this should ‘fix your injury’ for you.”
Tom: “Wow! It is like I never had an injury in the first place!”
by SuperLampDude May 6, 2019
Get the Placebo Tapemug. The ultimate insult to end any argument and/or conversation.When you can’t even live anymore so you just die and release all bodily fluids from your body, and wander around for eternity never knowing peace
(Person 1): your mom gay, daddy lesbian , sister a mister, grandpap a trap, ancestors incestors, and whole family tree LGBT.
(Person 2): Yeah well your a tape waffle
(Person 1): Dies instantly while simultaneously releasing all bodily fluids from his body and wandering around for eternity without peace.
(Person 2): Yeah well your a tape waffle
(Person 1): Dies instantly while simultaneously releasing all bodily fluids from his body and wandering around for eternity without peace.
by Tape Waffle May 21, 2018
Get the Tape wafflemug.