tactical retreat

the feeling of your gonads, whatever they may be, trying to crawl up into your body upon witnessing cringe.

1: Did you see the Colleen Ballinger ukulele apology video?

2: Yeah. The tactical retreat I experienced was so bad that I'm not sure I'm going to be able to have kids in the future.

by rakkutime July 2, 2023

Tactical Skiff

Marketing ploy to dupe kool aide drinkers into thinking this company makes THE best poling skiff on the market.

Have you seen the new X brand "Tactical Skiff"? It's the best in this segment!

by VictorMancini March 14, 2011

Tactical Blowout

This occurs before a traumatic or stressful event which causes the person to have a uncontrolled bowel release.

When Sue called Tim telling him he may need to take an HIV test, Tim ran to the bathroom and had the tactical blowout of his life.

by Slid Steak March 4, 2017

Tactical Nuke

A Tactical Nuke is the Superior of all ugly girls. This Tactical Nuke defeats grenades, mines, torpedos, and even the infamous A bomb. If you ever encounter a Tactical Nuke, it's all over.

Shivan: Dude I've been talking to this girl shelly she's so hot.

Bob: Bro she's friends with that girl Demi Brancal she's a Tactical Nuke, so you might as well quit, because its ALL OVER.

by Chase Freyman June 4, 2011

tactical mute

A Call of Duty youtube video with shitty gay-ass music, such as Disturbed, and makes you immediatley turn the volume off.

"Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the- TACTICAL MUTE!!!!"

by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011

Tactical T

a maneuver designed as an expedient toward gaining the temporary advantage of having less turd and more turbo to party. Prevents a turd from occurring at an inopportune moment such as at the club.

What is Sarah doing in the toliet?

Making a Tactical T

by jwoww1 April 6, 2011

Tactical Skiffs

when you take a technical poling skiff and add after-market items such as trollers,power-pole,led lights, platforms etc

Tactical Skiffs

by namrehsif January 13, 2011