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tactical yarf

When one makes themselves throw up whilst under the influence of Alcohol, before he or she is forced to via nausea. This prevents a "blackout" from happening.
Person 1: Shit man I just drank so much and we aren't even at the party yet.
Person 2: Just go tactical yarf real quick so you don't die tonight.
by Jubedapube November 11, 2017
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Tactical Blowout

This occurs before a traumatic or stressful event which causes the person to have a uncontrolled bowel release.
When Sue called Tim telling him he may need to take an HIV test, Tim ran to the bathroom and had the tactical blowout of his life.
by Slid Steak March 4, 2017
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Tactical Blackout

When one is extremely drunk instead of just passing out, finding a quite and comfortable place to rest to utilize sleep to rapidly process alcohol.
Jerry was extremely drunk by 8:30pm after sculling 2 pints of spirits at a party. After a tactical blackout for two and a half hours he got up and other guests who arrived at the party thought he was sober.
by DarkFalcon September 15, 2013
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Tactical Nuke

A Tactical Nuke is the Superior of all ugly girls. This Tactical Nuke defeats grenades, mines, torpedos, and even the infamous A bomb. If you ever encounter a Tactical Nuke, it's all over.
Shivan: Dude I've been talking to this girl shelly she's so hot.

Bob: Bro she's friends with that girl Demi Brancal she's a Tactical Nuke, so you might as well quit, because its ALL OVER.
by Chase Freyman June 4, 2011
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tactical mute

A Call of Duty youtube video with shitty gay-ass music, such as Disturbed, and makes you immediatley turn the volume off.
"Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the- TACTICAL MUTE!!!!"
by NoodleGuppy October 3, 2011
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Tactical Skiffs

when you take a technical poling skiff and add after-market items such as trollers,power-pole,led lights, platforms etc
Tactical Skiffs
by namrehsif January 13, 2011
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Tactical T

a maneuver designed as an expedient toward gaining the temporary advantage of having less turd and more turbo to party. Prevents a turd from occurring at an inopportune moment such as at the club.
What is Sarah doing in the toliet?

Making a Tactical T
by jwoww1 April 6, 2011
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