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maple syrup

Term used for the male semen.
"Will you drink my maple syrup?"
by Brennan and Seth January 7, 2006
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Arm Pit Syrup

Arm Pit Syrup
Arm Pit Syrup is what hot football boys get after a 3-hour practice in long-sleeved shirts, and is often the direct result of the lack of deodorant. Although in extreme cases of ARM PIT SYRUP, the deodorant can also contribute to the problem.

It is the thick build up of arm pit sweat and dead skin, mixing together to make a lethal & deadly chemical potion that would kill most normal folk. There are no known cases of someone dying from Arm Pit Syrup, but there are documented cases of people passing out from a good whiff of it.

Also can be known as "Arm Pit Butter," but ARM PIT SYRUP sounds way cooler.
Example 1: Dustin came home from football practice and messaged his No. 1 Ho, informing her that he was covered in Duck Butter and Arm Pit Syrup. Although his No. 1 Ho thinks it's hot, he took a shower and washed his goodies clean.

Example 2: This armpit syrup of mine is gonna cause heckfire all over town if I don't hop in the shower and get clean!
by Miss Diane October 30, 2006
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Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.
Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.
by Cantarded child January 8, 2008
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Too Much Syrup

this is an unimaginable amount of syrup spread over pancakes or waffles. the measurement is equal to the amount that is put on pancakes.
WOW! You put too much syrup on the pancakes and ruined them. That's the same amount Burt put's on his!
by waves March 30, 2010
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Maple Syrup

When having sex with your partner, store a small bottle of maple syrup in your anal cavity. Then, as you reach climax, draw your secret weapon from its holster, and proceed fire the maple syrup all over them whilst shouting "MAPLE SYRUP!"
Me and my girl totally did a maple syrup last night. She was sticky for days. Made the Canadians proud.
by Szechuan God September 27, 2017
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God of Maple Syrup

Ryan Wertenberger
Man, that Ryan kid...he's the God of Maple Syrup
by Demosthenes April 18, 2004
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maybole syrup

the shear smell of bettys maybole syrup made wrighty smile with glee
by betty swollox December 8, 2009
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