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Stealth Navy

(n.) 1. A color of clothing which appears black in your bedroom but navy blue in daylight or fluorescent light. Embarrassing when attempting to match other articles of clothing to it, only to discover once you are in public that it is not actually black.
"Oh, man, I thought my skirt was black but it's really stealth navy."
by mydinosaurlife January 20, 2010
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stealth mullet

A contemporary hairstyle based on the mullet made famouse in the 1980s and 1990s by celebrities such as Pat Sharpe.
The hair is cut short at the top and sides (often accentuated with spikes or a quiff) but relatively long and straight at the back. The longer hair at the back of the head is concealed unless the wearer is seen from behind, thus an observer may not notice the stealth mullet until it has already passed / is too late.
"Wait 'til that guy turns around... he has a stealth mullet!"
by Filk March 12, 2010
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Stealth trousers

These are trousers that hide erections, or 'executives' if you're at work.

They are either baggy or have sufficient pleating to disguise a stonking erection.
Oh shit dude, I wish I was wearing my stealth trousers right about now!
by Hans Gruben March 15, 2010
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Stealth Bush

(N)A large amount of marijuana cut to look like a bush, from a distance this will look like an ordinary bush or garden hedge. Stealth bush is usually grown outside(usually in easy view for pedestrians) and in large amounts.
Johnny: "hey Tom i need some weed, will 40$ cover me?"

Tom: "sure let me get some buds for you off my Stealth Bush."
by shanaynay314 April 17, 2010
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stealth walk

that sneaky walk you do past the person who caught you red handed. similar to slinking away. Even though you were caught you act like nothing happened. When doing the stealth walk, you lean forward and walk in a way similar to a lizardlike dinosaur.
person 1: Dude, my mom caught me eating a bag of chips so I totally stealth walked past her and she looked at me all weird

Person 2: radical man. I stealth walked out of Costco with a hanful of store d'ovures
by EpicBird June 16, 2010
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sweathock

When someone styles his or her hair in a mohawk/fohawk and it stands up because of the high concentration of perspiration.
Aubrey: Wow! Nice hairdo! What product did you use in that?! Looks like you used all the chemicals off the beaches from the oil spill! Thanks!

Abbye: Actually its a sweathock.

Aubrey: Blast!
by themaniccure June 30, 2010
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stealthsniper

When you are being stealthy... Also if you get refferd as being bear grylles you may be being stealthy (i.e Stealth sniper baby)

If you pull of a good sniper shot on a game, you can shout, STEALTH SNIPER BABY!
step: 1080 no scope
Jord: Stealthsniper BABY!

Ginger: I feel like bear grylles
Stealth: STEALTH SNIPER BABY!
by Stealthsniper46 May 19, 2010
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