Stuck Up Cunt Syndrome

A fictional disease attributed to bitchy girls as an attempt to explain why they are the way they are.

Commonly abbreviated as SUCS.
Bitchy girl:
"I'm going to act like hot shit even though I'm not very attractive, then I'm going to get drunk and be a complete cunt to everyone that isn't a hot guy."

Observers:
"Looks like she's got Stuck Up Cunt Syndrome."
by The Coolest Amber Ever January 14, 2008
mugGet the Stuck Up Cunt Syndromemug.
To do a great job in making the food dish.
My aunt Murt "stuck her foot in that pie"!!! She makes the best one's i've ever tasted!!.
by cwan18 April 27, 2009
mugGet the stuck her foot in that piemug.
Way back when, piggies would be stuck with a slaughtering knife in order to bleed out well, hence the expression, "Bleeding like a stuck pig."
"Cheese and rice! Jimmy got hit hard with that baseball! He was bleeding like a stuck pig!"
by von.dutch September 11, 2006
mugGet the Bleeding like a stuck pigmug.

Stuck up faggot freshman

A freshman male/female who wants to prove to the upperclassmen that they are the shit and too cool for older kids. So the boys start to drink Redbull, wear hip hop clothes and find hangouts to chill and use drugs at. While the girls start wearing beginner porn clothing and put on slutty make up and mistreat dorky freshman boys that aren't cool enough for them so they look like they are the shit. You see that alot at my school.
Freshman: This grade is the shit!
Junior: Fuck off, you spoiled dickhead.
Freshman: Who you telling to fuck off?
Junior: I'm saying it to you, you stuck up faggot freshman.
by AdomC March 9, 2015
mugGet the Stuck up faggot freshmanmug.

if its up then its stuck

basically means if you gotta problem with somebody that person is fucked, they’re a goner, issa WRAP
Some nigga: ayo i heard that nigga doug dimma dome said he don’t fuck witchu

some other nigga: oh ye? well then if its up then its stuck
by SAKE! March 26, 2021
mugGet the if its up then its stuckmug.

cat stuck up a tree

cat stuck up a tree refers to news, especially local news which is utterly pointless and of no interest to anyone whatsoever but talentless hacks put it on the telly nevertheless.
talentless hack from Border Television's Lookaround: "We are coming on live and exclusive coming from Hawick where there is a cat stuck up a tree"
by Ryan Dollard November 26, 2006
mugGet the cat stuck up a treemug.
To bleed an extreme amount of blood. The expression likely comes from the method that farmers would slaughter their pigs. Pigs, when injured, release a bodily chemical that ends up making their meat taste bad. Because of that, farmers would stab the pig with a knife, specifically in an area that draws a lot of blood (such as the jugulars).
Did you see that dude get shot? He was bleeding like a stuck pig!
by CromBomb September 24, 2017
mugGet the Bleeding like a stuck pigmug.

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