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A way of ruining games quickly and efficiently, without having to confront the people who play it.

A piece of shitware which forces you to connect to DDoS'ed servers.

An idea originally thought up by Hitler

Shit.
Holy Steam, it's happening again!!!!
by Blind Fate August 9, 2004
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Steam Cleaner

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the act of moving from one end of the room while digging your partners face into the carpet while giving her doggystyle sex with the intention of giving them a rug burn on their face.
I heard john gave stacey the steam cleaner the other day. you should see her she has the worst rug burn on her face.
by b.kravitz July 5, 2009
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steam deck

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When you take a shit on the top of the toilet seat lid.
Don't go in the bathroom, I just took a huge steam deck in there.
by Professor Brendt July 16, 2021
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Steam

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A digital download system based on auto-updates, friends-lists, and no DRM.

Although not perfect it's a much better option then Gamestop and dealing with the asshole customers rip off resales, cheap ass trade in values that rip you off at every possible opportunity.

Steam was created by valve to sell there products along with indie products and occasionally other stuff. Many people claim that Steam is only around to line valves pockets but really they are just upset by the bugs and mistakes valve made with the program rather then having really issues with it.

Despite it's wonderful usage and application Steam has it's fair share of faults. Mainly slow processing which can delay downloads massively, auto-updates without any notification, and the occasional bugs and glitches.

Despite this Steam is often regarded as a massively useful program and a god send because of it's lack of pointless DRM which most other digital download services are plagued with. It also has often sales which can give a great product away at a great price.
Guy: Steam sucks it's so laggy and never loads an-OH that indie game is on sale for 50% off must buy!

Gabe: Another job well done :D
by Blarny September 8, 2012
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The only thing on the face of the earth that could have so many errors. Using it is like unwanted anal sex by some big burly man named Betty.

2)Satan's HL replacement for WON.
Wow, gg steam. GJ with making 24 out of the 29 people on NAR#2 the Gorge Hideout server randomly drop, completely ruining the game.

Wait... why are 666 and a bunch of pentagrams with stars in them included in the steam help file?
by Johnson August 23, 2004
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steam engine

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First utilisation of the link between industry, science, wealth and progress.

Product of western civilisation that the chinese, oddly, did not create despite 600 years of peace and 3 times as much population.
by waffle October 13, 2003
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To deposit feces or semen on a woman's tits, then clean it off with a stream of piss
"I gave the whore a Cleveland Steamer, then finished her off with a Rocky Mountain Steam Clean. She only charged me fifty bucks."
by Vegan Carnivore September 5, 2006
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