stacey

very good looking , loves dick , will suck dick for a fiver behind work , asda , school and will do anything to take a massive cock , usually has a std but is incredibly fit and has a juicy ass and massive tits

i just shagged Stacey her pussy was so tight it was like a dick guillotine and i only had to pay her a extra pound for some head

by gkop June 17, 2019

Stacey Special

Receiving a no handed blow job while driving.

On the way back from the Rays game she gave me the Stacey special.

by Mr Smiff August 21, 2010

I've stayed at THAT hotel.

A phrase used when you're able to relate to someone's situation because you have experienced and survived that very same situation or something incredibly similar.

Suzy: "Guys make me sick! I just want to vomit every time I think about them."
Deb: "I've stayed at THAT hotel...we should make out" (That'd be cool if things like this happened more often on video tape)


Tony: "I can't stand the way Erin treats me, she's such a cum dumpster"
Peter: "Sorry to hear that man"
Tony: "Yeah, I just need to get her back by sleeping with one of her family members"
Peter: "I've stayed at THAT hotel"
*The Douchebags High-Five*

by MagicPooBall February 13, 2009

Stacey

She's a basic bitch. Mean to everybody, redheaded mainly, and coldhearted.

"Hey, nice jacket!"
"Shut the fuck up."
"No need to be a Stacey."

by Jinx Fuckem September 3, 2013

Stance

Stance is a situation that occurs when a person finds themself in an unusual or physically awkward standing position. Stance generally involves placement and/or movement of the legs and feet, although rare sightings have been known to also include hips, arms and even the head. An excellent example of Stance is Straight Leg. To note that someone has Stance, one should approach said Stancer and say "STANCE!" at them. You may also highlight the person's positioning by making vague waving motions with your hands, as if to paint an imaginary picture of their contorted body. This can help to visually define the various areas of Stance, or "break down", in a sense, the individual elements of a Stance.

"Damn girl, why are you stancing me so hard, there's nothing I can do about the neighbor's party. I've already called over there and asked them to quiet the hell down."

"Jeez will you look at the stance on Uncle Bill there, he's been holding that thing for like five minutes!"

"Man it was so funny, I called him out about his so-called girlfriend, and fully expected him to hit me in the face, but he just stanced at me hard for like twenty seconds and walked away."

by Larry The Bus Driver December 30, 2006

Wide Stance

A surfer who lacks the appropriate balance required for proficiency, thus needing his feet to be planted wider than normal in order to not fall off the board. Usually a beginner or otherwise kook lacking style.

Look at that wide stance kook proning in the whitewater!

by brentmcd October 16, 2007

Staceyism

A Staceyism is something that a person does. An act that shows little commonsense. Or even what could be considered as an act of 'Blondness' in a Brunette.

> Staceyism is something along the lines of ...

> Trying to unlock the car, then realising that yours is parked next to it...

> Using long words to make yourself look intellegent, however none of them are in context...

>Getting confused between Birdsong-Sebastian Faulks, Regeneration-Pat Barker and Toy Story...or just generally reality and disney films...

> It is normally followed by ..'I don't know why i'm suprised'

by slawrence26 April 14, 2009