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hammock status

A conditioned achieved when one is so intoxicated that he or she could at any moment pass out in a hammock in the rain, possibly requiring a search party composed of semi-sober underage persons.
Do you know where Justin is?

He was hammock status about an hour ago. We better check the back yard...
by Lobster Fest 2009 March 5, 2010
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Decepticon Status

A fat women so fat fat fat you can't tell shes pregnant from all the fat.
Guy 1: Yo, did you hear about Bertha?

Guy 2: No man what's up?

Guy 1: Shes Preggo dude.

Guy 2: Holy shit dude, I cant ever tell. She's gone Decepticon Status.
Guy1+Guy2: BERTHATRON.
by dorktron March 15, 2011
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status-dj

A person who, short of actually growing a big enough pair of bollocks to dj in real life, instead bombards his facebook compatriots' newsfeeds with status update after status update containing a youtube link to some sort of irritating (or, on rare occasions, top drawer) music video. The said status updates more than always usually contain the simple utterance, 'tuuuuuuuuuune'.
After a successful day at the office Dan's friend calls him: 'Oh my days, Dan, you're totally the best status-dj evaaar! COMPLETELY forgot how good Wham are! LAST CHRISTMAS - what a tcha-huuuuuuuuune! Fucking bare love for George Michael right now, ha!'
by troylegarcon October 24, 2011
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walled in the status

When you have a Facebook Wall-to-Wall with someone and due to Facebook's new complicated homepage layout, you write your wall comment in the "What's on your mind?" box, exposing everyone to the conversation.
Oh damn. I walled in my status again. Ugh. How lame.

I wish I hadn't walled in the status. Now it's public knowledge that I had anal with Ja'mie.
by Mb500 March 26, 2009
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bobblehead status

A high level of public popularity/social level that has been reached by a person/celebrity because a bobblehead has been created in that persons image.
He is one of the best players on the Phillies team....he's achieved bobblehead status.
by lovesud February 24, 2012
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ogre status

In it's simplest term: a male who is significantly bigger and taller when compared to normal men. Most males that qualify for "ogre status" (also abbreviated as ogre) hail from Scandinavian, Central and Northern European roots. Generally to be ogre status, you must be at least 6'4" and weigh 260+ lbs. It should be noted that "ogre status" generally doesn't denote being overweight, rather they are more commonly composed of inherit muscle and a large skeletal frame.

Often the term ogre status is applied to describe an act which proves dominance over another person.

Word of warning: Don't fuck with someone that is ogre status.
That motherfucker is straight up ogre status, I heard he tore that bitch in two pieces and blew hookerbacon all over her face.
by Jeremy R. December 9, 2008
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status of truth

The second of "truth" when you update your status and wait for the first "like" that when appeared after the first couple seconds of posting ultimately results in a reassuring sigh* followed by a chain of "likes".
Aright status of truth..once i get my first like ill go to sleep : D
by bombastik September 29, 2011
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