Snatch Face

A person who is so nasty to everyone and everything that one cannot look the person in the eye without mentally vomiting in response.

Also: A person who repulses even puppies.

Lynn was a cunt *again* this morning. I walked in the door and had to smell her rank leavings and the ever-present bitterness in the air. Then I had to deal with her slamming drawers and milling about making snide comments until she felt properly fluffed for the day. What a snatch face.

by Allie Kneedisoust September 23, 2007

snatcharita

Someone who is being especially snatchy (see snatch).

Calm the fuck down, snatcharita.

by Nameloc Nevart May 6, 2004

Let Them Eat Snatch

The name of a collection of plays produced in San Francisco. The play on words is in reference to Marie Antoinette's alleged quote "Let Them Eat Cake." Because San Francisco is known as the most openly gay city in the United States, the slogan emerged from an SFSU playwright as ironic commentary in order to protest against the "gay" egocentric image oriented consumer world: "Let Them Eat Snatch"

Person: Why is Ryan Seacrest such a vain closeted asshole?

You: Just "let them eat snatch..."

by Y York April 24, 2009

Snatch-hammered

Used to describe a condition of blind infatuation by a male to a female counterpart. May be used synonymously with cunt-struck or pussywhipped.

1. Jennifer had Gary totally snatch-hammered. She was always sending him to the drugstore for tampons, monistat, and slim-fast.

2. The best way to tell if a guy is snatch-hammered is to force him to watch "Titanic" and "The Notebook" back-to-back. If he doesn't complain...snatch-hammered!!

by sour-puss July 4, 2007

snatch cock

(ancient slang) Clitoris.

-Tell her she has nasty snatch cock
-I don't even know what that is..
-You know, it's.. it's the stuff the comes out of.. (pointing at his crotch)

(from the TV series 'Misfits')

by Sof90 June 22, 2011

Bat Snatch

1. Noun:
A vagina belonging to a disgusting, old woman who hasn't had sex in years, therefore having a snatch that hasn't seen daylight like a dark, empty, never-ending bat cave.

"Damn, Elaine is such a bat snatch! I don't think she's gotten laid since 1973!"
" Who would wanna fuck that old bat snatch?"
"That bitch is so ugly, I'm sure nobody has ever touched that bat snatch"

by Brianne1979 January 4, 2006

Snatch your soul

"when you go down on a lady", "lick her vagina", "oral on a lady"

I'm gonna snatch your soul! Can I snatch your soul?

by Rhythmic abyss June 1, 2018