The statuspwn, this takes place when an unsuspecting user leaves his or her facebook page logged on or password locked on an unaccompanied computer or laptop.
Then the unthinkable happens, instead of John Smith is going to bed. The result may be as follows:
John Smith is GAY!!1
John Smith is jerking off.
John Smith has no friends and is lonely.
John Smith looks at Child Porn.
Etc. Etc. These take place all over so be aware, and when you do get an unsuspecting friend, don't ever trust them, because they will get you at the right moment.
Then the unthinkable happens, instead of John Smith is going to bed. The result may be as follows:
John Smith is GAY!!1
John Smith is jerking off.
John Smith has no friends and is lonely.
John Smith looks at Child Porn.
Etc. Etc. These take place all over so be aware, and when you do get an unsuspecting friend, don't ever trust them, because they will get you at the right moment.
John: Yo brb, gotta walk the dog.
Chris: Okay man.
*Chris changes his status*
John: God damnit, I just got statuspwnd!
Chris: Okay man.
*Chris changes his status*
John: God damnit, I just got statuspwnd!
by fattehboi2 October 17, 2008
Get the statuspwnd mug.1)changing ur status every 5 mins to tell the whole world how ur work, ur day and pet fish is.
2)status obsessioning occurs most to pmsy woman (or even guys) who change their status every 1 mintue according to their mood.
3)spending ur day looking 4 kwl things 2 write 4 a status and whenever a new thought occurs u think about writing it on a stauts, then decide its too lame
4)writing really random song quotes on statuses and confusing the hell outta people
2)status obsessioning occurs most to pmsy woman (or even guys) who change their status every 1 mintue according to their mood.
3)spending ur day looking 4 kwl things 2 write 4 a status and whenever a new thought occurs u think about writing it on a stauts, then decide its too lame
4)writing really random song quotes on statuses and confusing the hell outta people
status obsessioning:
1) off to work... (5 min later) hey thats a kwl looking tree...(5min later)... i wonder was time it is...
2)i hate that !@#$ boy!! (1 min later) baby im sorry... (1 min later) whatever, i dont wana c u again (1 min later) pleeese take me bak!!!
3)mmm.. that shakespeare quote is kwl... but na, people wont like it... hey i know wat i could write.... naaa... i wonder if people will think if writing about my friends is kwl..
4)**yea yea doo bi doo bi tra la la la**
1) off to work... (5 min later) hey thats a kwl looking tree...(5min later)... i wonder was time it is...
2)i hate that !@#$ boy!! (1 min later) baby im sorry... (1 min later) whatever, i dont wana c u again (1 min later) pleeese take me bak!!!
3)mmm.. that shakespeare quote is kwl... but na, people wont like it... hey i know wat i could write.... naaa... i wonder if people will think if writing about my friends is kwl..
4)**yea yea doo bi doo bi tra la la la**
by theoriginalnax February 11, 2010
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A low-life who updates statuses ever 5 minutes, trying to give fellow Facebookers a deep and meaningful status which directly translates to: 'derp, derp. I cannot spell. I also believe using numbers that resemble the sounds of words is more intellectual than spelling words correctly.'
A Status Tard shares their wisdom.
life is life u some time cant stop thing from hapening as they say u got 2 take the good and bad in life to funcsoin in life that is my avise to da world.
life is life u some time cant stop thing from hapening as they say u got 2 take the good and bad in life to funcsoin in life that is my avise to da world.
by Turkish Delight. June 19, 2011
Get the Status Tard mug.The second of "truth" when you update your status and wait for the first "like" that when appeared after the first couple seconds of posting ultimately results in a reassuring sigh* followed by a chain of "likes".
by bombastik September 29, 2011
Get the status of truth mug.A person who, short of actually growing a big enough pair of bollocks to dj in real life, instead bombards his facebook compatriots' newsfeeds with status update after status update containing a youtube link to some sort of irritating (or, on rare occasions, top drawer) music video. The said status updates more than always usually contain the simple utterance, 'tuuuuuuuuuune'.
After a successful day at the office Dan's friend calls him: 'Oh my days, Dan, you're totally the best status-dj evaaar! COMPLETELY forgot how good Wham are! LAST CHRISTMAS - what a tcha-huuuuuuuuune! Fucking bare love for George Michael right now, ha!'
by troylegarcon October 24, 2011
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Alejandro: Cool bro, you should tweet "Just got an A on my test #intelligence"
Fernando: Nah, this is too cool for twitter. It's status worthy
Alejandro: Cool bro, you should tweet "Just got an A on my test #intelligence"
Fernando: Nah, this is too cool for twitter. It's status worthy
by Mr.applesauce October 24, 2012
Get the status worthy mug.When someone uses a hashtag on facebook, much to the annoyance of his/her friends. Usually results in unfriending of the person and or burning down of their house.
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