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Sealed Envelope

When your girl isnt in the mood and rolls over. well her mistake! She passes out and you proceed to wack off, when you about to nut, you aim right between her ass cheecks. When she wakes up, she will be opening your sealed envelope
Wendy wouldnt bang me last night, so I gave her a sealed envelope.
by Jay G. January 28, 2004
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Sealed

1. To close completely and secrely. 2. To fill in or put a protective layer upon.
3. To have no escape.
4. Absolutely.
1. We sealed the attic door shut.
2. The hole in which the ants traveled was SEALED.
3. We were sealed within the dark room with ne way out.
4. My fate was sealed as the gunner shot his rifle.
by J.W. May 13, 2005
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staged

when you tap a chick(or guy) and duck out or behind someone as they are framed
Dylan taps sam...dylan ducks behind nolan...sam turns around slaps nolan and nolan is blamed..dylan chuckling tells nolan he is staged
by Tallan November 14, 2006
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stale mail

any E-mail that arrives (sometimes again) weeks after it was originally sent, due to very slow servers.
After replying to Karens Email, i realized it arrived today - BUT was sent two weeks ago, Damn Stale Mail!
by Addictive1 June 19, 2006
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stale rolls

when a person has hard fat over there abs and it seems like they have a six pack when its really fat
Girl: Alex has a sweet sick pack.
Boy: Now he doesn't he has stale rolls
Girl: Ew
by Bingbopdop May 10, 2009
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Stale Sheep

Stale sheep is an Indian name given to the stoners of the tribe. They dont do much but get high and mooch off the others so its not uncommon to find a random dead Indian stabbed onto a stake in the middle of Texas.
1 Oh shit dude look at that its a guy on a stick gross! 2 yeah he was probably one of those stale sheep we keep hearing about on the news.
by Stale Sheep July 5, 2010
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Stale curls

Your hair the day after you get it curled, when it's all worn out. Easily recognizable to anyone who's had it before.
Hey, your hair looked great yesterday!
Thanks, but now I've got stale curls.
by Momo the lemur December 8, 2010
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