drain squid

when you cum in the shower and you can see the cum still hanging onto the drain

I got into the shower this morning and stepped on someone's drain squid

by BossSaucey October 15, 2013

Dropped Squid

A loose wet vagina that covers your penis and hangs over the sides.

"looks like a squid on a banana"

I shagged this bird last night and she had a dropped squid.

by Jackson Fletcher April 1, 2009

Bong Squid

A bong feen who is mates with dealers and scabs cones every day and follows everyone

its bong squidd

by della1222 November 15, 2012

squid cock

1. a disorganized mess

2. a situation in which no one is pleased

"This place is fucking squid cock"

"Man, we couldn't b e deeper in this squid cock"

by Mr Shwizzle December 26, 2007

Jump the Squid

V. To engage in sexual intercourse with a flacid penis.

dude, she didn't give me time to even react. she totally dropped my pants and proceeded to jump the squid!

by Crockswamio May 29, 2010

Squid Head

(1.) Those scene girls big trendy haircuts with a giant poof on top of there head.

(2.) Extremely teased hair.

*NOTE: You may add a hyphen in between the words making it Squid-Head.

Dale: Say Joe is that what Urban Dictionary the most coolest site in the world defines as a Squid Head???

Joe:By George it is what do you know i bet she will be balding by the age of 5

*Men go back to drinking there Tea*

by MiggytheRin April 2, 2010

squid tits

Saggy, flat jelly tits that often lie flat against the chest, resembling dead squid.

Jarvis was hittin' her from behind, but started laughing when he reached around and got a handful of clammy squid tits.

by CoonTastic July 21, 2014