spanard

An individual of hispanic ancestry with below-average intelligence. Originates from descriptive of residents of much-maligned Northen New Mexico town of Espanola or, in local parlance, Spana, whose residents frequently are the butt of derogatory jokes. A simple spaniard.

Anthony is a typical spanard - one time that simple vato was cruising and he got lost because the lights on the Sonic sign were out and he didn't know when to turn around.

by Hilltopper December 15, 2008

spanapple

An offensive name for somebody who can't cook

Me: Simon you big spanapple
Simon: I can cook apples in a pan if i wonna got a prob?!?!

by fionna April 22, 2006

spinach

A stupid excuse for food

Why don't you go eat spinach?

by Angelkisses13891 March 25, 2003

this is spinal tap

See mockumentary

☼ ?Š ↨ - ) 4 ?˜ ‼ hury up

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Spinal

the act of fucking a chick so hard analy her spine pops/(breaks
for those pros out there)

some guy offered free blowjobs but i offered spinal instead

by andy burchfield January 15, 2009

spinakimbo

Twirling in circles with arms outstretched.

The whirling dervishes in Morocco can spinakimbo for hours.

by Joel D. Parker September 26, 2006

Spinal Tap Poopie

Thats where it hurts so badly when your shit is coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways!

God!!! My ass!!! I just friggin'took a "Spinal Tap". I think i'ma die!!!!!!

by john March 4, 2004