sprinter shuffle

Designed for sprinters to feign as if they are really working during a long run or warm-up laps, but in reality are just moving their arms in perfect sprinter form, and are moving at an extremely slow pace (an easy jog). When seen from a distance, a coach will be very proud of his sprinters. This saves energy and is characteristic of all sprinters once they get smart enough to utilize this tool.

Freshman: Phew, warm-up laps suck.
Sprint Captain: You actually ran that? Fail. Learn the sprinter shuffle.

by trackjankyy November 17, 2009

The Shuffle Effect

When playing an Ipod or MP3 player on shuffle and perfect songs come on for your mood and/or situation.

"I just smoked a joint and was walking down Penny Lane, when Penny Lane by the Beatles came on my Ipod."

"Dude, the Shuffle Effect just happened to me on the way over here!"

by BigJoe38025 November 4, 2009

Blubber-Shuffle

An orgy consisting of only fat people.

Nah, I'm having a Blubber-Shuffle tonight.

by Matt-C-118 April 20, 2011

clements shuffle

Is the act of wiggling the pelvis to squish in your soft penis

last night i was so drunk i had to do the clements shuffle to get it in.

by braunj8840 June 24, 2011

Safeway shuffle

When one enters a Safeway, he/she walks directly into the bakery section, grabs a doughnut, and proceeds to walk around the store eating said doughnut and shopping.

Yesterday, Nick did the Safeway shuffle.

by Nickie P February 7, 2012

zamboli shuffle

A dance move where you rock your shoulders up and down while celebrating good news!

When the judge ordered my ex to pay up, I did the Zamboli shuffle out of the court room.

by crystalriveryo! December 18, 2017

Largactyl Shuffle

Used predominantly by inmates and prisoners to discribe "Thorazine Shuffle".

Discribes the unusual movements and walk attributed to the effects of the chemical sedative Thorazine.

Thorazine was used widely in 80s and 90s in both America and UK prison and mental health facilities and asylums.

The term is now used and referenced to by some mental health charities and support groups.

That guys got the Largactyl Shuffle!

by Gregstarandgoff August 26, 2018