sporking

To attack with a spork utensil

Joke: Too brittle.
To actually attack with one.
It sounds funny.

She watched closely, waiting for the right moment for sporking him.

by Rosie July 26, 2004

Snooking

To create innuendos inside innuendos.

He's just spurted his man custard all over the referee's butt-cheeks

Thats some good snooking

by fcfed October 12, 2008

spooling

The process of taking a giant wooden cable spool and rolling it down a hill for amusement. A common past time of people in e-burg.

Dude what are we gonna do tonight?
Lets go spooling

by kbless May 1, 2006

spooning

when you hit a girl with a spoon.

i love spooning with my sister!

by Bah. hahahahaha February 28, 2007

sporking

spooning with an erection

Jenny and Steve were sporking.

by I'm not yours May 14, 2015

Spooning

When you eat a spoon (typically one of the small plastic variety) and later poop it out.

I was eating ice cream and accidently wound up spooning.

by Lawlraptor November 12, 2016

poon spooning

when spooning with your girlfriend, you put it in the poon maybe later leading to some bangin sex.

d-bag 1: dude, last night when i was spooning with my girl, i totally got it in and we fucked.
d-bag 2: dude you got the poon spooning !?

by sexesful spooning May 7, 2012