Spatch

To spank one's snatch (or "cooter").

"Dude, I just spatched your mom last night."
"Dude, that's not cool, my mom's a nice lady."

by Juggy Brodleteen November 18, 2011

Sloat

A complete douche-bag of epic proportions, the complete pinnacle of douche-baggery.

"I hate that asshole, he's a total SLOAT"

by b3d00 January 29, 2010

sloatsburg

a shitty town thats “part of suffern” but not really. all the 14 year old bitches think they cool and ride in a bike “wheely” gang. they think they r cool but they just broke ass bitches too poor to live in the real suffern

“ew did u see that kid on a bicycle”
“yeah he must have been from sloatsburg”

by no.time.for.broke.asses August 1, 2019

sloat

A name meaning talented whore/slut which is used to playfully tease a friend, especially a slightly slutty friend, or someone who also knows what it means.

Mary: You're SUCH a sloat Joan. *laughs*
Joan: Oh, I know! *grins proudly*

by Nasuoni April 14, 2006

Spatchcocking

When a wife covers her own ass by claiming her husband's incompetence or unwillingness resulted in failure or error when the actual root cause was her own inability or unwillingness to communicate clearly or effectively.

"My wife blamed the Thanksgiving turkey on my bad back."
"Dude, that's spatchcocking. You got spatchcocked."

by Celestin March 2, 2016

Snoat

A mixed breed which occurs with a Snake and Goat.

"I AM SNOATTTTTT QUISH COW MOOOOOOOOO BRUTE"

by SNOAT February 17, 2019

SPATCH-COCK

A serail drunark who continuously gets smashed, hits on women well above his league, tries anxiously to phone his on/off girlfriend and repeatedly crashes out due to exuberant use of a glass of beer. Welcome to the world of the spatch-cock.

1 beer: Marc says "hows life guys?"
2 beers: Marc says "fuck off ya bawbag"
3 beers: Marc says "Your a chamsie shatner"
4 beers: Marc says " They all want it, every last one of them!"
several beers later: After picking 3 fights with his own pals, Marc decides to wander aimlessly through the night club, hiccupping on his journey, trying to find the nicest girl to get slapped from. "Marc, you alright?"
"Im fine ya cunt"
"gie that burd peace, shes not interested!"
"they all want me, hiccup"
"Marc, were going hame, come on"
"aye wait up, I hate yous, I hate yous aw"
"Aye, very good Marc, ya spatch-cock"

by Rupert Shucks March 9, 2004