Splatter of matter on the wall

a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!

by drunk professor January 26, 2021

Splatter

A way of describing what a good darkpsy song does to people. Implicitly refers to the sledgehammer-like nature of good darkpsy kickbass and the b-movie qualities of horror trance.

That Spaghettibrain track splatters me.

by Pandas & Possums February 6, 2021

slauter

A dude with the last name “slauter” who has spent the last decade in the penitentiary. He is alllll hairy and grey with, of course, a Harley Davidson bike. He will come to see you, love u right away then ask for all your change for gas for that bike. Winner winner.

girl: Hey have you seen Slauter since he got out?
other girl: yeah he stole all my change
girl: But did u see that bike? lol

by sandvag August 20, 2021

saunteroo

To swerve a vehicle so fast you end up avoiding a car accident and getting into a new one.

Jack: how did you total my car?!
Melon: Did a good old saunteroo, buddy boy! All the money from your wallet disappeared too.

by KawaiiWolfAnime December 14, 2021

Splattered

When a woman (preferably Asian) is placed on a wheel dolly with her legs spread at a 90° angle and her vagina is splattered into the wall

Hot single Asians in your area. Click now to see them splattered!!

by Gapedcoochgrabber January 22, 2024

splatter patty

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

by Justin sideme September 20, 2023

Splatter pattern

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.

My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!

by boggler November 3, 2023