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brownie spritzer

A disgusting revenge tactic applied only by the most decrepid of beast.
Taking a pair of skidmarked drawers and smearing the contents into a cup then pouring alchol into it.the taste makes the person spray the drink all over the place.
Also known as a dirty rum ball.
Rick found out that his boy was boneing his girl so he gave him a brownie spritzer to celebrate.
by Klackka Klow March 5, 2007
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mudd spitter

when and man and a women are having sex and one of them shits on the others face and they snort it in their nose and spit it back out their mouth.
like two girls one cup but worse and he makes a mudd spitter
by kat crawler April 7, 2009
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Spitter

A person who spams people using twitter, using a combination of the words "spam" and "twitter."
I blocked her because she wasn't a real person, she was just a spitter.
by Momma Mary October 12, 2008
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Switzerland

Pussies who watch atrocities commited around them yet never act.
Britain: Switzerland, help! The nazi's are slaughtering jews and all sorts of other innocent people, we need you to fight.

Switzerland President: No thank you we're gonna sit here, eat our chocolate and laugh at you poor heathens.

Britain: Ok well once Germany has conquered all of Europe they will invade you.

Switzerland President: We will never be invaded, all of our citizens have guns and they will be able to fight off a fully trained and organized army!
by britainxx33 September 13, 2010
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shitzer

COKE WHORE from ohio...SOMEONE WHO SUX AND FUX FOR COCAINE
MAN I COULD SURE USE A SHITZER TONITE
by TONY-88 December 23, 2008
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spitler

The act of putting one's anus upon the upper lip and releasing flatulence, therefore causing anal excrement to seep upon the recipient's upper lip.
Joe gave David a spitler for his birthday.

or

Pat unsheathed his anger upon Kody by giving him a spitler.
by Steveler October 5, 2007
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suppository spritzer

n/v.
A sexual act involving a funnel inserted into the anus of another being, followed by the vigorous shaking and expulsion of cola into the funnel, leading to the inner rectum.
Dude I found some hippos, wanna suppository spritzer these fags?

So I was raping my teacher the other day, and all I can say is she took the suppository spritzer very well.
by Itchy Lips February 20, 2009
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