Sperm Turd

When a male/female shits out a sperm baby due to the result of a hard ass pounding the night before.

I gave that starfish allyson a sperm turd last night.

Sperm Turd by Lord Thaddeus December 16, 2011

Sperm Curdler

Very ugly girl - so ugly she would curdle your sperm.

1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious beer goggles"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"

Sperm Curdler by street smeg May 6, 2005

sperm burper 

a person who gargles and blows bubbles with semen after several men have ejaculated in that persons mouth

That slapper in that porno last night was a real sperm burper

sperm burper by mr&mrsspennyboo April 14, 2009

sperm bank 

a females vagina

i made a deposit in her sperm bank.

sperm bank by sweather catcher August 11, 2010

Sperm Whale 

A guy who likes to skeet in hot tubs and swimming pools

Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles

Girl #2: Ewww gross

Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!

Sperm Whale by sarasplayroom.com April 4, 2010

Sperm-Burping Tavern-Wench

noun - a boozy slut who hangs around the same bar every night looking for new guys to give blowjobs to.

"Man - I saw your new girlfiend - a sperm-burping tavern-wench if I ever saw one. She's got a face like the one on a bottle of poison".

Sperm-Burping Tavern-Wench by Billy Cruddup September 6, 2008

sperm gulper

A person with the uncanny ability to swallow ridiculous amounts of sperm, with a fuckin smile on their god damned face.

"Lydia is a dirty sperm gulper."

sperm gulper by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006