Bed Soring

The term used to describe a sex act whereby a man inserts his un-lubed cock between the fat rolls in an obese woman.

"Hey, how did your date go last night?"

"Pretty good, I ended up bed soring her."

by F4ilwin July 11, 2016

sore muffin

Someone who is a party pooper, or who chooses to be offended.

Dude 1: "Hey wanna join the party? We could use an extra person!"

Dude 2: "No thanks. I wasn't invited."

Dude 1: "Don't be such a sore muffin. Lol"

by SweetPeaASMR May 5, 2018

Sore Thump

A very mis-shaped cock. Usually used to describe a (probably unwanted) dick pic.

woman1: Dude than random guy sent me a dick pic what a pervert. It was a sore thump too!

Woman2: Damn that sucks.

by Riedisawesome January 13, 2017

stress sores

a really shit excuse for herpes

"hey i have stress sores!"
"no you don't you just can't admit you got herpes from sucking off a tramp!"

by somerandomman December 15, 2012

Bleeding Cock Sore

The term describes an irritating, or uncomfortable situation where the feeling of unrest and lack of well being festers like a "Bleeding Cock Sore".

You are at a fast food establishment with your friend, and notice two hot women in the queue behind you. Having noticed that the ladies do not appreciate your manly charms, it is concluded that they MUST be a couple - why else would they not be falling over to get your number?

The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!

by WhenWe February 19, 2012

wallet sore

When your ass is sore from sitting on a wallet in your pocket.

"My ass is sore from a wallet sore"

by igor_chevsky October 4, 2011

Soreli

The name of a bad bitch who doesn't take shit from anybody. A sweetheart when young but grows up to be a bit of a hoe. The women who has this name is bound to be successful if some aspect of life. She will always be just as unique as her name. Rays of sun is the meaning of this Taino Indian tribe name

Her name was Soreli, her smile as bright s the sun.

by Menroville November 22, 2021