Shiftys

The uncontrollable feeling of constant discomfort, triggering a necessity for constant motion. Usually encountered during the morning after a night of drinking. The Shiftys are not a hangover, though they sometimes are a symptom of morning-after Still-Drunk.

Also caused by crashing after copious amounts of caffeine.

Dude, I'm getting the Shiftys while driving, this is bad.

I have to keep moving, I have the Shiftys.

I don't care if you have the Shiftys, you can't hang your legs out the window of my car!

by hellyes0 April 28, 2008

sniffy joe

when 3 guys are having sex ,one reicieving a blowjob,one giving the blowjob,andone licking the guy that is giving the other guy a blowjob`s ass

i had a sniffy joe with my two best buds the other day

by ur grampa February 14, 2009

swifty

Swifty (verb) (swiff-tea)

The act of engaging in a swift slurp of the peen. Accepted as a form of payment.

Bro, if you give me that monitor I will give you a Swifty

Swifty's for reps

by Slurpppppp April 12, 2014

Sniffy(s) Torture

Sniffy(s) Torture is the act of yourself or a another person scratching your balls (or sack) until it bleeds then proceeding to sniff their hand afterward. This is for sexual pleasure. I have experienced this with many other people and in my opinion this is most enjoyable! This may seem unhealthy but it can be very healthy for your balls and/or sack. Health Benefits: hot, sexy, dead skin comes off, smelly, and sniffy!

John: Tonight we are having Sniffy(s) Torture!
John's wife: well ok!

by Sniffysymtoms July 31, 2020

Snitty

(Snih-Tee)
(Noun)
A Snitty is a snail titty

The Snitty prince had to save the Snitty princess from Dragon Snitty

by Pacifica___C March 4, 2017

Shifty

Shifty is a word used to denote the calibur of an item of person. Mad may be used to enhance shifty to its fullest extent.

What the crap?! That round of BulletTime Fighting was mad shifty.

by Clark November 12, 2003

shifty

A combatant who overestimates the range of a close combat weapon. Eg. Shotgun

An ally of the combatant upon seeing him fire at a target way beyond the effective range of his weapon may comment.

"For fucks sake your never going to hit him at that range. that shifty really sucks"

by mr roboto November 10, 2008