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crocodile jaw-snapper

This term was created in a little known, but legendry flat called Monte-Video in Cape Town, South Africa.

It is used to describe the feeling of being really wasted on E. It also describes the feeling of your jaw trying to crawl out your mouth while snapping together vicously like a crocodile.
"Ah man, I was so crocodile jaw-snapper last night, I dont remember a thing."

"You're so wasted you're crocodile jaw-snapper man"
by liquidboy February 16, 2008
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Alaskan Fire Snapper

When you are have intercourse with another being and you have a lighter in your pocket that sets your wang on fire causing the woman's vagina to set fire causing you to have very "hot" sex
"Dude what are those burn marks from?"

"Oh, I had an Alaskan Fire Snapper last night with this chick."

"DUDE sweet!!"
by Aeneas123 December 23, 2009
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Midwestern pink bar snapper

Middle aged bar whore who prays on younger males at the town tavern.
The Midwestern pink bar snapper is know to become more aggressive in it seduction attempts around 1:15 AM.
by Wheresmydad23 February 11, 2023
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Cracker snapper

When you give a white dude head and spit his cum on him and snap
Becky gave Allen the Cracker Snapper last night!
by xXMysticMacXx November 26, 2021
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The Denise Snapper

When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”

Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
by BuckFoJiden June 23, 2024
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Snapper Snatch

A snatch that is super snappy
I was walking down the street and I heard my snapper rumble as I laid my eyes on a spunky guy....I thought to myself my snapper is HUNGRY, its snapper snatch time!!
by Miss Sunshine Puff July 28, 2021
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Pickle snapper

A dick breaker. People use this similar to ball buster. A dick breaker is when your spouse complains about people do things that she would do. When your spouse is a Hippocrit. When your spouse asks you do do something over and over the second you sit down.
Good night babe. Hey before you fall asleep can you give me a quick foot massage.Why do you always have to be a pickle snapper?
by FlobStar August 17, 2021
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