Smurfing

high ranked csgo players that rekZ small knoob in silver

omfg another guy smurfing FML

by meatspinned May 19, 2016

SMURFING

Dividing a large amount of money into smaller sums to make money laundering easier.
(No joke man, I´ve been in the banking business for two years.)

The 1.500.000 Bucks of drug money were smurfed into batches of $50.000 each and declared as an automobile dealer´s cash flow.

by Alex the Bankster March 24, 2004

ginger-smurf

a really short person with reddish hair

"Samantha is the shortest person ever and should go back to living in that mushroom that she calls a home like the smurfs but she is not blue, she has red hair, damn ginger-smurfs.

by LaSala July 20, 2009

Smurfs

Tiny blue humanoids that live in mushrooms

Vanity Smurf is the gay one!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 8, 2004

Papa Smurf

A wise and noble figure who sets very high standards.

Papa Smurf is very disappointed in Ted Shaw for being such a pussy

by LeaderofPJFGary July 23, 2011

smurf

Asexual beings that don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants.

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

evil smurf

A sexual act involving choking one's partner until their face begins to turn blue and then ejaculating on their head, thus simulating the white smurf hat.

Hey Bob, I gave your wife an evil smurf while you were in that meeting!

by The Phantom Definer January 27, 2005