smudgee

A term used to describe the type of shit that just takes ages to wipe cause it's smudged itself all over your arse, due to it not properly dropping completely, or just bad wiping in general.

Man that dump i had was a big smudgee - was in there wipin for ten minutes!

by Smudgee January 27, 2005

smigger

A smurf who talks shit.

U best watch out fo i bust a cap in ur ass bitch.

by cartman5000 July 27, 2004

Smidget

nickname for a person the first name of Smith and is also very short for his or her age; has multiple other definitions; this definition originated in Southern Mississippi in a 6th grade science class in Hancock County Middle School

His nickname is Smidget.

by realsmidget86 February 24, 2011

Smigget

A miniscule amount of air that breaks the mucus barrier of a nostril flowing through the nasal cavity through the wind pipe and into the lungs when desperately trying to breath while a person has the common cold. (or uncommon cold)

I'm soooo clogged up I can't even get a smigget of air through my nose.

by Netty Pot March 3, 2010

smudge magnet

(n.) -- A hi-tech tablet gadget like the iPad or the Kindle which whether nerdy-looking or sleek nevertheless becomes a smudge magnet during use at home or office.

"I love the entire concept of the iPad, but I am just worried it's going to become just another smudge magnet in my home."

-- overheard at a watercooler in a San Francisco office building on January 28, 2010

by PRwiz101 January 29, 2010

smigent

A short time frame, or object

I'll talk to you in a smigent

by whiptcream21 August 30, 2010

Smodge

To eat food very noisily with mouth open (usually done unknowing by old people and toddlers).

"Stop smodging granddad, you are putting me off my dinner!"

"To smodge or not to smodge? That is the question!"

by xeerotee August 15, 2010